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Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons. I'm your Dungeon Master, Russ More. He, him, also with me today is Amy More.

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Yeah, she, her, and I will be playing Sullivan Sleight. He, him.

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And Carla Maxted.

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She, her, I will be playing Neroxious Akra, better known as Glim, also she, her.

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And Tom Laird.

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Yeah, that's me. He, him. I am playing Moot, who also goes with he, him as his pronouns.

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It's been so long since I've just introduced the four of us that I feel like there should be more, but there is more.

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There's people in the audience. There's our patrons who we're doing this show for tonight.

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And we're so happy that you're here, everybody.

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That's my crowd sound.

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Chat's lightened up. If you're just joining us, I think I saw Lindsey sneak in there.

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Yeah, give us a woohoo.

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Woohoo, that's right. You all helped us reach 90 patrons, and we're above 90 patrons now.

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So another woohoo. And we said we'd throw a live show, and that's what we're doing here.

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So we came with zero ideas.

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Which is unusual.

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Yeah, usually there's one.

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Why? Is Lindsey bullying us already?

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Yeah, 100% Lindsey's bullying us.

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Jedi Bride is telling us to talk faster.

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Oh no, double speed.

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I will go Gilmore Girls on your ass.

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I'm very curious.

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But what we've done tonight is, because it's an improv show, we came with all of the ideas of the big old zero, big old goose eggs.

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So you're going to provide us with the ideas as we ask for them, and we're going to set up something.

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And hopefully, I'm trying to do double speed. It's a lot of work.

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It's hard.

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God, you know, when you hit now half speed, Russ.

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Go.

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No, it rubs me wrong. Don't do it.

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Yeah, fair.

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So how do we do this?

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Well, when you go to an improv show, they usually ask for a few things off the top.

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Like, we're going to ask for a setting.

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Where can Moot, Glim, and Sully be hanging out?

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Give me a location.

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Give me a location.

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I got island, chocolate fountain.

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It's got to be a big chocolate fountain if we're all hanging out there.

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I don't know if chocolate fountain is a location.

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It's so specific.

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Well, not with that attitude.

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I'm so sorry.

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Fair. Specificity is hilarious.

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Barber shop, cave castle.

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Banshee castle.

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Love this.

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All right.

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Somebody's got to pick one.

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Oh, I thought you are choosing.

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Why am I choosing?

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I'm doing nothing today.

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Obviously.

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Tree house.

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Okay.

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We're in a tree house.

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Got it.

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Perfect.

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And we're going to fill an hour in a tree house.

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All right.

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I'm going to ride down.

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Hold on.

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We have to share in the tree house.

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We can move to a secondary location, can't we?

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No, we can't.

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No, we're stuck in the tree house for the next hour.

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What if the Banshee castle is outside and the chocolate fountain is outside?

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What if we're at the circus and there's a tree house there?

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Exactly.

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What if the chocolate fountain and the Banshee castle are one and the same?

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Oh, that's fierce.

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Okay.

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So we've got a whole bunch of great suggestions there for several.

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Let's pair it back to tree house.

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It's a tree house pub.

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Oh, okay.

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I like that.

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It's a pub named the tree house or it's a pub named the tree house.

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It's a pub named the tree house or it's a pub in the trees.

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Both.

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Oh, all right.

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Yes.

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Also seems really dangerous.

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Let's get these folks drunk 20 feet in the air.

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Is there like a spiral staircase around or just a ladder?

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Because one of those seems...

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It's one of those rope bridges that you...

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There's no like actual bottom though.

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There's just like the one plank in the middle and you have to like...

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Got it.

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We're doing it.

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We're building the world together, everybody.

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That's what it's all about.

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We need a problem.

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What's the problem that Mook, Glim, and Sully have been hired to accomplish or defeat?

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I don't know if we are...

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I mean...

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Or create...

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For professional pranksters, it might be the first part.

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Rats out of the basement, rats in the plumbing.

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Oh, it's in the plumbing.

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Double rats right off the top.

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Acquired cheese puffs, tooth cavities.

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Tooth cavities.

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Been hitting that chocolate fountain pretty hard.

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What a thrilling adventure if we all just sit in dentist chairs for an hour.

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In the treehouse.

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This is a horror podcast now for some people.

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Someone has been pickle jinxed and you have to answer a riddle to free them.

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I mean, I do not know what pickle jinxed means.

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It doesn't matter.

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We make it up as we go.

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Inhaled nitrous splinters in sacks.

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Snacks.

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Snacks.

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Snacks.

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Snacks.

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An important N.

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Wow.

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And there's a very important N in that.

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Right.

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You're upsetting the listeners.

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Pub trivia themed with Bahamut.

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Oh, boy.

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I feel like our team's a ringer.

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Well.

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Yeah.

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I mean, I did like splinters in sacks.

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Oh, boy.

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No maze, Stan.

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Get out of here with your maze suggestions.

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Maze in the bathroom.

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Then we really are never leaving this treehouse.

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No.

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And I'll pee wherever.

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I think I really like the pickle jinxed.

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You have to answer a riddle to free them.

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There's a lot of other good things in here.

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Oh, I just saw a pancake making contest.

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You have been booked as entertainment for a kid's party.

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Oh, God.

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Like by accident.

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And who hired them to break this riddle to un-pickle jinx somebody?

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Uzumaki.

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The local librarian.

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Kermit Von Vomit.

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Carl.

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Carl.

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Sean texted me just before.

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He said, have a great night, everybody.

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I said, you'd better show up.

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And he didn't.

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So that's on him.

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Big cucumber lobby.

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I love it.

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Because of the pickle jinx.

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I like it a lot.

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I do, too.

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Government lobbyists for big cucumber.

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OK, I like a big cucumber lobby.

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And I also like Kermit Von Vomit.

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I do, too.

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Me, too.

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I hope Kermit Von Vomit is the head of the cucumber lobby.

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The other one I had down here was, we know Mooklem and Sully are playing.

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But did you want me to tag along as an NPC?

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And if so, what NPC do you want me to play?

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Oh, we already got a shout out for Hilla.

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That was a quick, you had that one in the king.

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And then a yes and a no immediately.

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Yes, no.

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OK.

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Perfect.

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Black Knight's cousin, Maurice.

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Well, I mean, there's a Hilla, there's a Hilla.

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There's been two Hilla's.

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There's a yes, there's a get out of here, Russ.

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There's a flame of kids.

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All valid options.

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There is no wrong answer.

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Except for there is one wrong answer.

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And you know what that one is.

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There it is.

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There it is.

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Sully, you got it.

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You found it.

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Oh.

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OK.

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We have a location with a tree house.

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We have a problem.

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Somebody's been pickle jinxed.

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And we have to answer a riddle to save them.

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They've been hired by the head of the big cucumber

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lobby known as Kermit Von Vomit.

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And we're going to see this scene.

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Ready?

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I mean, obviously not.

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But go ahead.

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I'm so ready.

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Fuck it.

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Let's play.

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Before us.

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It's a wonderful sunny day.

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There's birds chirping, tweetily deet.

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The sun is shining bright.

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Everybody's having a wonderful time

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as they walk up to this massive tree house

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in the middle of this huge field.

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It's built within this old oak tree

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with this winding staircase that spins around it.

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You see rope bridges high above

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and like fireman poles that come down from the top.

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But not like in the tree, but on the outside of the tree

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because it's partial amusement park as well.

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Obviously.

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Moot, Glim, and Sully have strode up.

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They have a letter in their hand

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that has directed them to this tree house.

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Sully opens it up and reads it aloud.

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Moot, can I just...

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Can I...

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Listen, just because it's written down

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doesn't mean that you automatically get to have it.

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So if I could just take a look, can I...

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Yeah, no problem.

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If you have any problem, there's some big words in there.

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So if you have any problem, just let me or Glim know

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and we'll help you out.

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Wow, shots fired.

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We've got to get some food in that guy

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because honestly, that was...

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Well, I get a little hangry

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and it has been a while since lunch.

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You're being kind of a bitch right now.

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I'm not going to lie to you.

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All right, okay.

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This is really fancy.

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It's got some super...

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Look at that.

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Do you see that wax seal?

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Oh, yes, it's very official.

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What's the symbol in the wax?

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Is it...

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KVV or is it a W?

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Oh.

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I don't know.

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I'm just going to open it up.

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To whom it may concern.

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It seems real personal.

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It's not.

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Right off the hop, you guys.

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So to whom it may concern, I have a job for you.

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There has been a pickle jinx

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and it's up to you to save the day.

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Does it explain what a pickle jinx is?

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No, it does not.

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And I really appreciate you not interrupting me here.

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You're right.

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There's a few big words in here.

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No problem.

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Won't happen again.

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Blaine Gerald Gregg has been pickle jinxed

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and there is a riddle that needs to be solved

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post-haste.

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I almost mixed that one up.

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So if you could do that, that'd be great.

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Lots and lots of gold involved.

270
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Love.

271
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Kermit Von Vomit from the big cucumber lobby.

272
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And then there's a little doodle on the bottom.

273
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It's like a pickle and it's like sad.

274
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I think that's a pickle.

275
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Who would you draw that?

276
00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:01,000
I think it's just a pre-brined cucumber.

277
00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:04,000
How can you tell just from this little doodle?

278
00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:07,000
Well, you see all like, well, okay, I can't tell that.

279
00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:10,000
But I mean, it's from the big cucumber lobby.

280
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Right.

281
00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:13,000
So it just makes sense to me that it's a cucumber.

282
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You know what doesn't make sense is that it said

283
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to whom it may concern.

284
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And then it was signed love.

285
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So I feel like we're getting some mixed signals

286
00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:23,000
from Kermit Von Vomit.

287
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But I mean, regardless, obviously,

288
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we're going to help someone that's been pickle jinxed.

289
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Obviously, that's like the worst thing

290
00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:31,000
that can happen to a person.

291
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Okay.

292
00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,000
So you guys know what that is?

293
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I have no idea what that is.

294
00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:39,000
The front door of this tree house bursts open

295
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and from inside you hear the sound of an oom pop band.

296
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And then strolling out with a big cart

297
00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:48,000
and a big chef's hat, you hear,

298
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hey, you guys, I beat you here.

299
00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:53,000
Would you go to three different places

300
00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:55,000
before you got to this tree?

301
00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:58,000
Yeah, we went to a few different trees

302
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that were not, I guess.

303
00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:02,000
And then we double back, circled around,

304
00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:04,000
make sure no one was following us.

305
00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:06,000
And here you are.

306
00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:07,000
Who's be following you?

307
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,000
Yeah, who would be following you

308
00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:11,000
when you haven't been following us?

309
00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:13,000
Who would be following you

310
00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:15,000
when you have the directions?

311
00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:16,000
You got the letter two.

312
00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:18,000
See, to whom may concern,

313
00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:21,000
dearest Hillop was below mine.

314
00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:23,000
Did you get a love?

315
00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:25,000
Did you write that in there?

316
00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:27,000
Yeah, mine did not say the love,

317
00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:29,000
but I wrote it in afterwards.

318
00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:31,000
Did you get a drawn of a pickle?

319
00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:34,000
I drew an extra toupee on the pickle

320
00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:37,000
just to make it look extra special and fancy.

321
00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:39,000
That's pretty fun.

322
00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:41,000
It does just look like pubes.

323
00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:45,000
Look, one person's pickle toupee

324
00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:47,000
is another person's pubic hairs.

325
00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:50,000
And that will be for every what I call pubic hair.

326
00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:52,000
Thank you.

327
00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:54,000
That bathing suit is too low.

328
00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:57,000
I can see your pickle toupee.

329
00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:59,000
I can see your pickle toupees.

330
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Used to call them mercants,

331
00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:03,000
but now they are called the pickle toupees.

332
00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:05,000
Come on in, the water's fine.

333
00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:07,000
They are all here waiting for us.

334
00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:09,000
They are who?

335
00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:12,000
Well, on the note,

336
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:14,000
here's a big cucumber lobby

337
00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:16,000
with the Kermit the Von Vomit.

338
00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:18,000
Kermit Von Kermit is, sorry.

339
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:20,000
No, Kermit Von Vomit.

340
00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:23,000
Kermit Von Kermit is his second cousin.

341
00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:27,000
I know, it's a complicated family tree.

342
00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:29,000
They just kept using variations

343
00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:32,000
of Kermit Von Kermit Von Vomit.

344
00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:35,000
In all of the, yeah, there's a Vomit Von Kermit.

345
00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:37,000
That's quite confusing.

346
00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:39,000
But they're here.

347
00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:40,000
Yeah, they are here.

348
00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:42,000
They are throwing this great big party

349
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:44,000
for when we come and solve the riddle

350
00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:47,000
and unfreeze Blaine Gerald Gregg.

351
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:49,000
Wait, hold on, he's frozen?

352
00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:51,000
Well, he's pickle jinxed.

353
00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:55,000
So in a sense, he is, well, he's a pickle.

354
00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:58,000
So he's therefore frozen in time as a pickle.

355
00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:01,000
He is decomposing by the second.

356
00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:03,000
You gotta keep him in time.

357
00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:06,000
He's frozen in brine.

358
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:08,000
So really, he's got all the time in the world.

359
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:10,000
I just burst.

360
00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:15,000
So I just want to clarify,

361
00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:17,000
since you've been inside, is this,

362
00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:20,000
this is a spectator riddle solving contest

363
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,000
to save Blaine Gerald Gregg.

364
00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,000
Well, that's what we've established,

365
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:26,000
is that there are several people in the audience here.

366
00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,000
Great.

367
00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:28,000
And they are waiting.

368
00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:30,000
There's a pickle in the middle of the arena,

369
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:32,000
and there are several riddles.

370
00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:36,000
One of them might be the riddle that solves the clues.

371
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:38,000
Are we the only ones who've been invited

372
00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:41,000
or is this like a competitive sport?

373
00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:44,000
You were invited and I was invited.

374
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:48,000
I don't, I don't remember seeing any more RSVPs.

375
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:49,000
Okay.

376
00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:51,000
Respondez, si vous plippe.

377
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:52,000
Great.

378
00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:56,000
I hate you so much.

379
00:13:56,000 --> 00:14:00,000
And so the arena that you mentioned,

380
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:03,000
I mean, is this, it's bigger on the inside?

381
00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:04,000
This tree?

382
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:06,000
Yeah, it's very quite huge.

383
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:09,000
Like there's a staircase going around.

384
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,000
Come on in, the water's fine.

385
00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:12,000
I will say it again,

386
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:14,000
nobody laughed at that one the first time.

387
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:16,000
Was it a joke?

388
00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:17,000
Is it a joke?

389
00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:18,000
What's happening?

390
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:20,000
Look, I don't know.

391
00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:22,000
I'm just going to go in here.

392
00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:24,000
He turns around and takes off his hat

393
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,000
and drags it inside.

394
00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:27,000
Come on in!

395
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,000
He's really touchy lately.

396
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:30,000
Maybe he needs to get something to eat too.

397
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:32,000
Yeah, we should maybe all get a snack

398
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:33,000
before we start the competition.

399
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:35,000
I like to kind of carboload before.

400
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:37,000
There's got to be some refreshments, right?

401
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:38,000
Yeah, do you think they have those people

402
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:40,000
who are just walking around bringing us food?

403
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:42,000
I hope so.

404
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,000
That'd be really great.

405
00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:45,000
Would it be really awkward if I asked them for a gherkin?

406
00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:47,000
I don't think so.

407
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:48,000
As you enter,

408
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:53,000
there are several hundred people inside of this tree

409
00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:57,000
and various rows and rows of them going all the way up

410
00:14:57,000 --> 00:15:00,000
to the very, very tip-top of this tree.

411
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:03,000
And there are waiters and waitresses walking around

412
00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:08,000
with trays and trays of what you can see as pickles

413
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,000
and pickles with cheese

414
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:12,000
and various finger sandwiches

415
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:16,000
that look to be made exclusively with pickles.

416
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,000
Delicious!

417
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,000
Nary a cucumber to be seen?

418
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,000
No, no cucumber canapes?

419
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:23,000
No, just pickles.

420
00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,000
Those little cucumber sandwiches?

421
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:26,000
Yes, somebody's walking around with pickle ice cream.

422
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,000
Cucumber foam, maybe?

423
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,000
All in shapes of pickles.

424
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:32,000
Peanut butter and pickle is, of course,

425
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:34,000
being spread around.

426
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:37,000
All in massive pickle goblets.

427
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:40,000
Lots of pickle shots, right?

428
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:42,000
Pickled eggs?

429
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:45,000
Yes, 20 of them.

430
00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:48,000
That's not a lot for hundreds and hundreds of people

431
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,000
that are at this party.

432
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,000
We better get over to...

433
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:53,000
Okay, so if we want the best selection,

434
00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:55,000
we need to find where the kitchen entrance is

435
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:57,000
and just kind of camp out there just for a minute

436
00:15:57,000 --> 00:16:00,000
and get everything as it's coming out.

437
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,000
Good call. Good call. Let's do it.

438
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,000
Yeah, that's really good.

439
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:04,000
And I'm pushing people out of the way

440
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:06,000
as we're getting through the crowd here.

441
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,000
Moot is really...

442
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,000
I'm glad he's going to get a...

443
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,000
Yeah, he's aggravated right now.

444
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:12,000
I'm glad he's going to get a snack.

445
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:16,000
Yeah, because he's the best shot at this riddle stuff,

446
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:18,000
because let's face it,

447
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:21,000
if there was a push-up competition,

448
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:24,000
or pull-ups or burpees,

449
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,000
you know, anything like that,

450
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:30,000
can I roll Russ to see if I get one of the pickled eggs?

451
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:34,000
If there's only 20, it's pretty exclusive.

452
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:35,000
Okay, yes.

453
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:38,000
You can roll in this improv world that we're building

454
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:40,000
to see if you get a pickled egg.

455
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,000
If you roll...

456
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,000
What's the number that Carla has to roll?

457
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:46,000
The specific number that Carla has to roll.

458
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,000
Four.

459
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:48,000
28.

460
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,000
Oh, look at all the 17s in a row.

461
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,000
17, all right.

462
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:54,000
Three 17s right back to back.

463
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:56,000
Wait, does she have a bonus?

464
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:58,000
What's the pickle bonus?

465
00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:59,000
What's the pickle bonus?

466
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:01,000
I have rolled my die.

467
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:03,000
We got five, we got four.

468
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:05,000
Well, if it's four, then I got a 17.

469
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,000
Plus wisdom.

470
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,000
Oh, come on.

471
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:09,000
We're just baby characters.

472
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:11,000
It's a minus one, though, isn't it?

473
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,000
It's just unfair, Jess.

474
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,000
It's a plus one.

475
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,000
14, no.

476
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,000
Pickle for me.

477
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:18,000
Blame Jess on that one, guys.

478
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,000
Yeah.

479
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:21,000
Where are you guys going?

480
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,000
Did you get the deviled pickles?

481
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,000
Ah, there are devil pickles, too?

482
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,000
I thought that's what we were talking about.

483
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:29,000
Pickled eggs, that's what we were talking about.

484
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:31,000
They could be devil pickled eggs.

485
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:33,000
I mean, those sound delicious.

486
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,000
Devil pickled eggs.

487
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:35,000
It sounds like maybe here.

488
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:37,000
I have four of them in my pockets.

489
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:39,000
Oh, um, no.

490
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:41,000
Actually, you know what?

491
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:45,000
No, I don't know if they're free range,

492
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:47,000
so I probably shouldn't actually.

493
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,000
I'd say free range?

494
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,000
They're warm now, though.

495
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:50,000
The warm.

496
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,000
Well, they're supposed to be warm.

497
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:52,000
No, they are not.

498
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,000
No, they're not that warm.

499
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,000
Excuse me.

500
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:59,000
Did you never have a not warm egg in your life?

501
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:02,000
Did I never not have a warm egg in my life?

502
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,000
Is this the riddle we need to solve?

503
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,000
Yeah, is this riddle number one?

504
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,000
You're helping us practice?

505
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:08,000
Guys, what the fuck is that?

506
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,000
I'm practicing you.

507
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,000
Yes.

508
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:16,000
Have I never not had a warm egg in my life?

509
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,000
Of course.

510
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:19,000
I eat my eggs warm unless they're pickled

511
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:21,000
because they're supposed to be kept in the refrigerator.

512
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,000
Or deviled.

513
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,000
And then also.

514
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:24,000
What's a refrigerator?

515
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:26,000
You know, the ice box.

516
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:27,000
Don't be a dick.

517
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,000
You know what I mean.

518
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,000
So you don't want my eggs.

519
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,000
OK, great.

520
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:31,000
Great.

521
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,000
Thank you.

522
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,000
What's the offer?

523
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:36,000
I will escort you, my fine champions,

524
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,000
to the center of the arena.

525
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,000
Aren't you also a champion?

526
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,000
I brought you your robes.

527
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,000
Robes?

528
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,000
Yes, here are your robes.

529
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,000
This one's way too big for me.

530
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,000
Oh, here.

531
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,000
I put yours on by accident.

532
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,000
Sorry, sorry.

533
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,000
Oh my goodness.

534
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:50,000
I thought it was pretty inappropriate.

535
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,000
So yeah.

536
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,000
That's a low cut.

537
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,000
Moot, hold still.

538
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,000
Moot, hold still.

539
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,000
I'm trying.

540
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,000
God.

541
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:59,000
Just put the sandwich down.

542
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,000
Don't you ask him to put that sandwich down, sir.

543
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,000
He's not in any mood for it, Phillip.

544
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,000
Well, I've got to get you ready.

545
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:07,000
It'll just be just a few seconds.

546
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,000
OK, here you go.

547
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,000
Here's your tiny baby robe.

548
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,000
I can't.

549
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,000
I cannot unsee you wrestling him to the ground

550
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,000
trying to dress him.

551
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,000
Well.

552
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,000
I can't do that again.

553
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:17,000
This is not the first occasion.

554
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:20,000
There was the one time back in Reno.

555
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,000
Yeah.

556
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,000
Go on.

557
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:25,000
When I wrestled Moot down to the ground

558
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:30,000
and said, you need to put your buffet pants on, sir.

559
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:33,000
Because we are going out to a massive buffet.

560
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:36,000
And then you will be complaining so much

561
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:39,000
that you are not wearing your buffet pants.

562
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:42,000
He was like, but it's fancy, fancy, Phillip.

563
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:46,000
And I said, no, your drawstring will be fancy enough.

564
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,000
And you know what, guys?

565
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:48,000
It was.

566
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,000
Oh.

567
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,000
He was right the whole time.

568
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,000
Oh.

569
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,000
You're not supposed to say that part out loud.

570
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:58,000
Never second guess Phillip's sage advice.

571
00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,000
OK.

572
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,000
So you know where we're going then.

573
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,000
Down to the, we'll follow you.

574
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:04,000
Yeah, OK.

575
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,000
If you could announce our entrance.

576
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,000
Yeah, OK.

577
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:13,000
Now entering the arena of the big cucumber lobby.

578
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:15,000
Welcome, ladies and gentlemen.

579
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:19,000
One and all, the Destiny's children.

580
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:22,000
The three who could save the world.

581
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:26,000
Also, Baja maniacs, we've got your coupons.

582
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:30,000
Baguettes are in the trunk in the carriage outside.

583
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,000
Don't worry.

584
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:32,000
You can get a free one.

585
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,000
We have more than 20.

586
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:40,000
Like the eggs that are floating around in my pockets right now.

587
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:43,000
Moot, Glim, and Sully.

588
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:16,000
That was really awkward because you guys, like, nobody asked him to do that.

589
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,000
Yeah, no.

590
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,000
That guy was giving a speech.

591
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:21,000
Sir, I'm sorry.

592
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:26,000
But we're here to solve a pickle problem.

593
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:27,000
Sorry.

594
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:30,000
Did you go towards the middle of the...

595
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,000
I blacked out.

596
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:36,000
Is Blaine Gerald Gregg here somewhere?

597
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:38,000
Yes, there he is.

598
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:44,000
You look, there's a sign on the table in the middle of the arena that Phillip has led you to.

599
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,000
Not a buffet table, though, right?

600
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:50,000
No, just a single, like a cocktail table.

601
00:21:50,000 --> 00:22:00,000
In the center and seated on one plate is a pickle with a name standard that says Blaine Gerald Gregory.

602
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,000
That's nice they didn't put the toothpick in there.

603
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:11,000
You know, in my mind, I thought he was going to be like a pickle, like the size he was before, but a pickle.

604
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:12,000
But in pickle form.

605
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:13,000
Yeah.

606
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,000
Not a little pickle.

607
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:23,000
I kind of expected him to be like his person self, but like all green and warty and like vinegary and delicious.

608
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:26,000
How do we know this is a person?

609
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:27,000
Hey there.

610
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:30,000
Oh, hi.

611
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,000
It is me, Kermit Von Vomit.

612
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:36,000
Thank you for answering my call.

613
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:40,000
Well, it seems like anyone could have done so because you didn't actually address it to somebody.

614
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,000
Yeah, it was more of a letter.

615
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:46,000
My son has been a pickle for quite some time.

616
00:22:46,000 --> 00:23:00,000
And, well, I sent out the letters out onto the wind and wherever they land is who would come and herald the return of Blaine Gerald Gregory.

617
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:03,000
He's adopted, which is why his last name isn't Von Vomit.

618
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:05,000
Well, I think you can do some paperwork for that.

619
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:07,000
It'd be really like pretty simple.

620
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:08,000
Maybe.

621
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:09,000
I'm kind of a notary.

622
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:11,000
I can even help with that.

623
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:15,000
Oh, well, if you saved my son, maybe.

624
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:17,000
Have you considered putting him in some pickle juice?

625
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:18,000
Keep him fresh?

626
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,000
We brought him out for the party.

627
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:24,000
And then he goes back into the brine at the end of the night.

628
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:26,000
Well, or hopefully not.

629
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:27,000
Hopefully not.

630
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:31,000
Because we'll solve a riddle.

631
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:33,000
Yeah, so we just we have to solve a riddle.

632
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:37,000
I don't quite understand the whole pickle jinxing thing.

633
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:44,000
Well, somebody, a witch came by and told him he did a really bad thing.

634
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:45,000
What did he do?

635
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:51,000
He asked the witch to dance in the contest and, well, spun her a little fast and lifted

636
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:54,000
her skirt and stuck her, stuck his finger in her ear.

637
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,000
What's really, like, I mean.

638
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,000
All those things got him turned into a pickle.

639
00:23:58,000 --> 00:23:59,000
OK.

640
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:02,000
That sounds kind of like that guy has some boundary problems.

641
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:03,000
Yeah, a little bit.

642
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:05,000
We're working on it.

643
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:06,000
Not quick.

644
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:07,000
Are we?

645
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:08,000
Well, he's been a pickle for quite a while.

646
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:09,000
Hopefully he learned his lesson.

647
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:10,000
How long is quite a while?

648
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:11,000
18 years.

649
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:12,000
Oh, wow.

650
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:13,000
Oh, boy.

651
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:14,000
He's passed his prime now.

652
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:21,000
So well, the rejuvenating brine at the end of the night, which she has gifted us only

653
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:25,000
one jar of, it's down to its final drops.

654
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:26,000
Oh, boy.

655
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:30,000
Is the riddle on the label of that brine jar or?

656
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:31,000
Yeah.

657
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:35,000
Or is it like a cave somewhere that we have to go track it down?

658
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:36,000
What's the deal?

659
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:37,000
Oh, yes.

660
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:38,000
I mean, that's an insult to injury, isn't it?

661
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,000
It's like, hey, I turned your son into a pickle.

662
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,000
Also, I think you're so stupid.

663
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:43,000
I'm not going to be able to solve these riddles.

664
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:44,000
I'm going to give them to you though.

665
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:47,000
Yeah, you can have them and just like read them over a few times.

666
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:50,000
For 18 years.

667
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:54,000
Are the three or four of you going to save the day?

668
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:55,000
Three.

669
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:57,000
Wow, that was very quick.

670
00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:59,000
That was very quick there, Moot.

671
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:01,000
I dress you.

672
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,000
I bathe you.

673
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:07,000
What?

674
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:10,000
I read to you while you sleep.

675
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:11,000
Fine.

676
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:13,000
I will wait in the stands.

677
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:15,000
Oh, no, no, no, no.

678
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:17,000
I was just kidding.

679
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:18,000
Come with.

680
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:21,000
All you have to do is stand on that square.

681
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:22,000
All three of you.

682
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:23,000
Okay.

683
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:24,000
Stand on the square.

684
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,000
It's technically more of a rectangle.

685
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:27,000
I know.

686
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:28,000
I was a shapeologist.

687
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:29,000
Great.

688
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:32,000
Well, that'll come in handy when you're all standing on this square.

689
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:33,000
Yeah, you too.

690
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:34,000
Okay.

691
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:35,000
Yeah, fine.

692
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:36,000
I'll squeeze in two here.

693
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:37,000
Nice and close.

694
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:38,000
Just right on the square.

695
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:39,000
Yeah.

696
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:40,000
Right on the square.

697
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:41,000
It's three, everybody.

698
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:43,000
And he's around the audience.

699
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:47,000
One, two, three.

700
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:49,000
And he pulls a giant lever.

701
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:54,000
And the four of you fall down through a tunnel.

702
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,000
Moot, Glim, Sully, and Hillop are falling.

703
00:25:56,000 --> 00:26:01,000
They hear the audience cheering, getting fainter and fainter.

704
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:09,000
As they exit this tunnel that they have fallen down into, they splash down into

705
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:14,000
a roiling, bubbling, churning chocolate fountain.

706
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,000
There it is.

707
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:17,000
Oh.

708
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:18,000
Um.

709
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:19,000
Oh, Hillop.

710
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:20,000
You can't.

711
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:21,000
Okay.

712
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:22,000
Come here.

713
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:23,000
Come here.

714
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:24,000
Come here.

715
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:25,000
Okay.

716
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,000
I got you.

717
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:27,000
I got you.

718
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:28,000
You can actually just stand up.

719
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:29,000
Oh.

720
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:30,000
Oh.

721
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:31,000
It's not like you have my problem.

722
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:33,000
You want to just, just climb on.

723
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:34,000
Yeah.

724
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:35,000
I grapple up.

725
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:36,000
Glim's back.

726
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:37,000
This is a white chocolate.

727
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:38,000
It is diverse.

728
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:39,000
It doesn't melt quite right.

729
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:40,000
It's a little chunky.

730
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:41,000
Hmm.

731
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,000
It's not even real chocolate.

732
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:43,000
A white chocolate film.

733
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:44,000
Yeah.

734
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:45,000
Hmm.

735
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:46,000
Yeah.

736
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:47,000
I hear there's no cocoa in this.

737
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:48,000
I used to be a chocolatier.

738
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:49,000
Oh.

739
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:50,000
Hey.

740
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:55,000
Do you guys think that maybe we're not actually here to like solve a riddle,

741
00:26:55,000 --> 00:27:00,000
but perhaps that they need to do so many human sacrifices in order to like cure

742
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:01,000
the pickle?

743
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:03,000
Well, I didn't think that until now.

744
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:07,000
Well, I was just as we were falling down, because there was a little bit of

745
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:08,000
ways.

746
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:11,000
I was just thinking like, oh, well, we kind of walked right into that.

747
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:12,000
Right.

748
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:13,000
Right.

749
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:14,000
We didn't ask many questions.

750
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:17,000
I feel like, like, you know, like some reflecting on how we do this.

751
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:22,000
If we get out of this pickle, we don't ask enough questions because like we

752
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:23,000
might not ask enough questions.

753
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:24,000
Yeah.

754
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,000
So maybe just a little bit was.

755
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:27,000
Thank you.

756
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:28,000
Hey guys.

757
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:31,000
It's so much chocolate in my eyes.

758
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:36,000
I feel like this is a plaque with maybe some writing on it, maybe a riddle.

759
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,000
Did someone come read it for me?

760
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:41,000
You want to wait over there, Glim?

761
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:42,000
Yeah.

762
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:43,000
Yeah.

763
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:44,000
Gloop.

764
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:45,000
Gloop.

765
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:46,000
Gloop.

766
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:47,000
Gloop.

767
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:50,000
That is the sound someone makes when they're waiting through white chocolate.

768
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:53,000
What does what does it say, Glim?

769
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:58,000
I think it has a rhyme in it.

770
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:01,000
Coming up with a riddle on the spot.

771
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:04,000
Coming up with instructions to go find a riddle.

772
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:10,000
I'll start you off if it makes it easier.

773
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:14,000
I think it says, oh shit, look out.

774
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:15,000
Duck.

775
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:16,000
Duck.

776
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:17,000
Oh shit.

777
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:18,000
It's not a riddle.

778
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,000
Duck.

779
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,000
Hit the ground in the chocolate fountain.

780
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,000
I assume Glim ducked because I'm strapped to her back.

781
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:25,000
You're good.

782
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:26,000
I got ducked.

783
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:32,000
Soaring down from from somewhere unseen is a moose tied to rope.

784
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:36,000
If you were listening harder, you would have you would have heard the the call of the

785
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:37,000
moose.

786
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:42,000
As it hit hill up.

787
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:50,000
Ah, slow motion.

788
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:51,000
I'm married to this.

789
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:52,000
Everybody.

790
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:53,000
Oh, God.

791
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:57,000
Oh, are you okay down there?

792
00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:58,000
What happened?

793
00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:00,000
Well, she said duck and you didn't do it.

794
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:01,000
I was hit by a moose.

795
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:03,000
Why would I say duck?

796
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:05,000
You were hit by a moose.

797
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:06,000
Yeah.

798
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,000
But she told you, would you prefer to be hit in the face with a duck?

799
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,000
Well, that would have actually been preferred.

800
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:12,000
Ducks are much smaller.

801
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:15,000
They are aggressive as well.

802
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:16,000
They got the bites.

803
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:17,000
Oh, duck.

804
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:18,000
It's coming back.

805
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:19,000
Guys, guys, guys.

806
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:20,000
Duck, duck, duck, duck.

807
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:21,000
It's coming back.

808
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:22,000
Okay.

809
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:23,000
We should.

810
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:24,000
It's like it's swinging.

811
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:25,000
So we should.

812
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:29,000
Maybe it looks like move to get out of this.

813
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:30,000
Sure.

814
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:31,000
Yeah, it's probably good.

815
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:33,000
You make your way around moot.

816
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:37,000
What do you see as you walk around the other side of this fountain that's still burbling?

817
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:40,000
The moose is swinging back and forth.

818
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,000
She looks so unimpressed with life.

819
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:43,000
So unhappy.

820
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:44,000
This poor moose.

821
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:49,000
I mean, what is happening at the other side of a chocolate fountain that a moose is swinging back and forth in, right?

822
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:51,000
Age old question.

823
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:52,000
Yep.

824
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:57,000
So one that's been stumping philosophers for generations.

825
00:29:57,000 --> 00:30:01,000
There is I'm going to take a phobias suggestion here.

826
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:03,000
I'm going to tweak it a little bit, though.

827
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:08,000
There's a giant mortar and pestle that's like right next to the chocolate fountain.

828
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:12,000
I mean, out of the fountain into the.

829
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,000
That is what they say.

830
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:16,000
It seems like a dangerous place to go.

831
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:19,000
I'm just I'm not 100 percent sure that I'm wanting to.

832
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:22,000
That you want to go into a giant mortar and pestle.

833
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:23,000
I mean, we could go around.

834
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:24,000
Things get crushed.

835
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:25,000
So you're totally right.

836
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:27,000
Let's just like maybe stick.

837
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:28,000
We don't need to go.

838
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:29,000
Oh, OK.

839
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:30,000
Yep, yep, yep.

840
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,000
Well, Moots, you seem to think we go down into.

841
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:37,000
Well, I was thinking for the, you know, savings of time as we were trying to go somewhere.

842
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:42,000
But I think that going around like cliffhanger style around the edge is probably a better idea.

843
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:43,000
OK.

844
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:44,000
OK.

845
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,000
Is MBC a way out of here?

846
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:49,000
Well, the other end there, there's a little.

847
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:52,000
First one over is is the winner.

848
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:55,000
How those eggs doing in your pocket, by the way?

849
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:58,000
I've been thinking about him the whole time we've been in the chocolate.

850
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,000
Surprisingly unsquished.

851
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:01,000
Would you like one?

852
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:02,000
No, thank you.

853
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:04,000
No, no, no, I'm OK.

854
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:12,000
The four of you begin running around, booking it around this mortar and pestle.

855
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:19,000
And you make it to the other side and there's a giant door and it's engraved with a figure.

856
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:21,000
Eight.

857
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:23,000
It's a figure eight.

858
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:26,000
It crosses through almost like an infinity.

859
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:35,000
So there are there are the two holes top and bottom and then two like side pieces that are more like triangles as they cut in to make up the door.

860
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:38,000
So we made it through this figure eight door.

861
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:39,000
Feeling great.

862
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:42,000
This is figure eight.

863
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,000
How do we rate?

864
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:46,000
This is the last challenge that we just did.

865
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:48,000
Have we solved any riddles yet?

866
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:49,000
I don't.

867
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:51,000
I think we just follow directions for one.

868
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,000
We just follow directions for one.

869
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:54,000
Well, some of us follow directions.

870
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:59,000
Others misinterpreted directions and was hit by a moose.

871
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:06,000
Well, you know, I was going to say you learned a lesson, but you got hit twice.

872
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:12,000
So yeah, but you know, it's not really an adventure until someone gets hit by a moose.

873
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:13,000
That's true.

874
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:15,000
That is what I say every single time.

875
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:19,000
And every single time I am subtly hit by a moose.

876
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:20,000
You know what?

877
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:23,000
In grade eight, I had to fend a moose off.

878
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:24,000
You went to school?

879
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:25,000
Yeah, I did.

880
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:27,000
Oh, I did not go to all the schools.

881
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:30,000
Giant fiery branch.

882
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:32,000
Wow.

883
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:35,000
That sounds like a great story that you could tell us as we enter this door.

884
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:36,000
OK.

885
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:38,000
You first.

886
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:39,000
OK.

887
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:42,000
Hillop climbs through the smallest hole on the top.

888
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:43,000
Climbs up.

889
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:45,000
OK.

890
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:46,000
Shimme.

891
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:49,000
Shimme.

892
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:51,000
How's that zumba working for you?

893
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:52,000
It's great.

894
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:53,000
Has it made you bendy?

895
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:54,000
It made me so bendy.

896
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:57,000
I can touch my toes while I'm in this tiny hole.

897
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:59,000
How thick is that door, Hillop?

898
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:00,000
Have you made it?

899
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:01,000
Like, are you on the other side?

900
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:07,000
Well, see, it's about a Hillop's length with my tippy tippy fingers stretched out.

901
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,000
One Hillop plus tippies, got it?

902
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:11,000
Plus tippies.

903
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:15,000
Probably limb size plus a head.

904
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:16,000
Whose head?

905
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:17,000
My head?

906
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:18,000
Whose head?

907
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:19,000
It's pretty dark in here.

908
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:20,000
It's pretty dark in here.

909
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:21,000
Does somebody have a light?

910
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:24,000
I am covered in the chocolate and the eggs and the pickles.

911
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:25,000
Oh, you have to be careful.

912
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:28,000
If that chocolate starts to harden in there, you may never get out.

913
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:32,000
Those pickled eggs are definitely squished in his pockets now, right?

914
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,000
If they're not, I got questions.

915
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:35,000
Yeah.

916
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:38,000
Okay, well, I'm just going to maybe go through this bigger door.

917
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:40,000
Yeah, me too.

918
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:48,000
Everybody else squeezes through of their own accord and they enter into this darkened space as a torch.

919
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:51,000
Actually, who lights a light and how do you light a light?

920
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,000
Is this a riddle?

921
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:59,000
I have the spell light so I can light a small object up that I want.

922
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:00,000
Is it going to be Hillop?

923
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:01,000
Is it going to be a pickled egg?

924
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:03,000
I know, it's got to be a little smaller than Hillop.

925
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:04,000
Okay.

926
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:05,000
I don't know.

927
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:08,000
No larger than 10 feet in any direction.

928
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:09,000
That's his fun Hillop.

929
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:12,000
A whole Hillop plus Tiffy's.

930
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:13,000
It's going to get us.

931
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:16,000
What color light would we like Hillop to be giving off?

932
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:17,000
Purple it is.

933
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:18,000
Purple it is.

934
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:20,000
Oh, several purple.

935
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:21,000
Hey guys.

936
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:22,000
Oh, wow.

937
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,000
Look at the light in here.

938
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:32,000
Hillop and everybody turn around and they see a looming monster behind them.

939
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,000
Vote as you light the light.

940
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:37,000
You are the first one to see this monster.

941
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:40,000
Describe to me what you see please.

942
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:42,000
Let me just scroll back through all the suggestions.

943
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:44,000
There's some really good ones.

944
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:46,000
Medusa with pickle hairs.

945
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:49,000
I feel like Medusa with pickle hair might be the winner.

946
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:52,000
Yeah, Medusa with pickle hair.

947
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:57,000
So instead of writhing snakes for hair, pickles.

948
00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:59,000
I have a question about the pickles.

949
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:04,000
Are they like thinly sliced pickles so they're floppy and movable?

950
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:10,000
Or are they just like hard spiky punk rock pickles?

951
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:13,000
I think yeah, like punk rock spiky pickles.

952
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:18,000
Are they animated?

953
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:19,000
No.

954
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:22,000
Oh, okay.

955
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,000
Okay, I've seen one of these before.

956
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:27,000
You're going to want to not look right at them.

957
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:28,000
What do you mean not look right at them?

958
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,000
Who are you talking about?

959
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:32,000
Hillop turns around and looks right at them.

960
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:34,000
What happens to Hillop when he looks right at it?

961
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:36,000
He has to make a constitution saving throw.

962
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:40,000
Okay, you can touch my dice.

963
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:41,000
Eleven.

964
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:42,000
The pickle jinxed?

965
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:43,000
On the die.

966
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:47,000
We don't think Hillop has a high constitution, do we?

967
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:49,000
Get strong.

968
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:52,000
No, no, sure, no.

969
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:53,000
There's definitely no vibe.

970
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:55,000
So Hillop's got an eleven.

971
00:35:55,000 --> 00:36:03,000
So when you look at a medusa, if you say it fails by five or more, instantly petrifies.

972
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:08,000
Otherwise a creature that begins to turn to stone.

973
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:10,000
So it begins to turn into a pickle.

974
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:12,000
What are you talking about?

975
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:17,000
Oh, my fingers are pickles.

976
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,000
Oh, that's disturbing.

977
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:20,000
How does it feel?

978
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:21,000
I'm curious.

979
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:27,000
It's surprisingly, like, it's crunchy yet soft.

980
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:31,000
Soft pickles are the worst thing you could ever have.

981
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:35,000
Yeah, you don't want the soft pickles, but my phAlydinges are pickles now.

982
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:37,000
Okay.

983
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:39,000
I'm not going to look at her again.

984
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:41,000
I feel like that is a bad, bad move.

985
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:42,000
Yeah.

986
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:47,000
You should have said, Hillop, don't look at the lady.

987
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:50,000
But then you would have looked to go like, what lady?

988
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:53,000
I'm doing my best to help you, Hillop, but you just keep...

989
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:55,000
Excuse me, ma'am.

990
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:56,000
Yes?

991
00:36:56,000 --> 00:37:00,000
Yes?

992
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:04,000
Yes, I'm pickle medusa.

993
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:06,000
Put it together.

994
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,000
I cannot.

995
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,000
You've heard of Gorgons?

996
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:16,000
We are the Gorski.

997
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,000
How you doing?

998
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:22,000
I've been stuck in this pickle chamber for quite some time.

999
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,000
Oh, why?

1000
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,000
Well, because they don't let me out.

1001
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:28,000
I turn things into pickles.

1002
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:31,000
Oh, wait, that seems like a real bad habit.

1003
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:34,000
Yeah, that's a bit of a problem, isn't it?

1004
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:37,000
Is there a way you could not do that?

1005
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:38,000
No.

1006
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:39,000
It is my nature.

1007
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:43,000
Just even maybe, like, some special anti-pickle glasses?

1008
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:46,000
Do you have such pickle glasses?

1009
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,000
Why don't you look at me in the eyes?

1010
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:51,000
Well, I think you exactly know why.

1011
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:53,000
No one respects me.

1012
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:55,000
Well, no, it's not a lack of respecting.

1013
00:37:55,000 --> 00:38:00,000
I just desire someone to look me in the eyes and not fear for their life.

1014
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:01,000
Okay, hold on.

1015
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:14,000
If I look through something, would your pickle stare be refracted and thusly un-concentrated?

1016
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:17,000
Yeah, is it like UV rays through a window?

1017
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:20,000
These are questions I have never been asked before.

1018
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:24,000
They usually run screaming, my fingers are pickles!

1019
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:26,000
And then I don't know where they go.

1020
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,000
Probably to become pickles.

1021
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:34,000
Are you the one who turned a Gregory Blaine...

1022
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:36,000
Gerald Gregory?

1023
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:37,000
No.

1024
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:38,000
Into a pickle?

1025
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:39,000
Maybe.

1026
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:40,000
Am I the one?

1027
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:41,000
Are you the witch?

1028
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:45,000
I am but a pickle medusa.

1029
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:49,000
My name is Penelope Picklepoddle.

1030
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:53,000
And I have been trapped down here for quite some time.

1031
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:55,000
You know what?

1032
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:59,000
The people who come down here and get turned into pickles, I don't know what happens to them.

1033
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:01,000
They get turned into pickles?

1034
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:03,000
One hundred years is how long I've been down here.

1035
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:05,000
Oh, uh, okay.

1036
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:06,000
They go through that door.

1037
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:08,000
Can we go through that door?

1038
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:10,000
You are more than welcome to go through that door.

1039
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:14,000
But if you would solve my problem of not being looked at in the eyes,

1040
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:17,000
that would make it so that I won't chase you down there.

1041
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:19,000
Is this the riddle?

1042
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:21,000
Uh, okay, uh, hold on.

1043
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:25,000
Yeah, I think I have some of those special pickle glasses in my bag.

1044
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:26,000
Let me just look.

1045
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:28,000
Oh, Gleb, you know what you got.

1046
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:33,000
You got those Bahamut Zumba, like Bahamut's the best.

1047
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:36,000
You know, the prototype glasses you guys were going to give out.

1048
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:38,000
Yeah, the promo sunglasses.

1049
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,000
You're giving out zip prototypes.

1050
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:42,000
And I dig through my bag and actually.

1051
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:43,000
Pickle fingers.

1052
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:44,000
Tricks.

1053
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:47,000
I'm actually just looking for my, like, purse mirror.

1054
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:52,000
And by purse, I mean my satchel where I'm holding all my important adventuring gear.

1055
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:54,000
Because I don't really think Gleb carries a purse.

1056
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:57,000
Yeah, you know, because they were like real fancy and stuff.

1057
00:39:57,000 --> 00:40:00,000
You could give them to her and then you could always make a new pair.

1058
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:07,000
So if you just want to just here you go and mirror to Pickle Medusa.

1059
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:09,000
Yes, yes, I see.

1060
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:10,000
I see your eyes.

1061
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:12,000
No, she sees her own eyes.

1062
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:13,000
She sees herself because it's a mirror.

1063
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:15,000
I see my own eyes.

1064
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:17,000
I thought you were doing like an over the shoulder thing.

1065
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:19,000
No, she was doing like, ah.

1066
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:23,000
I was too busy reading the chat for all the ideas for different glasses.

1067
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:26,000
And meanwhile, she's not trying to help you at all.

1068
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:28,000
She's trying to turn you to Pickle.

1069
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:31,000
I look into the mirror.

1070
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:32,000
What do I see?

1071
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:37,000
I see my eyes looking back at me.

1072
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:39,000
I rolled a natural one.

1073
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:43,000
And your fingers are Pickles.

1074
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:44,000
There's a...

1075
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:45,000
Not just fingers.

1076
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:51,000
And a Pickle is now in the space where the Medusa was.

1077
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:53,000
Penelope Pickle bottle.

1078
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:55,000
Pickle bottle, bottle, bottle.

1079
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:57,000
And she falls to the briny floor.

1080
00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:59,000
She was a bit of a dill-hole, though, wasn't she?

1081
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:02,000
Okay, we have solved the problem of Penelope Pickle bottle,

1082
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:05,000
but we still have now Pickle hands.

1083
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:07,000
Oh, your fingers didn't turn back?

1084
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:10,000
No, they are stuck like this.

1085
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,000
Like moving up my arms.

1086
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:15,000
They are the big Pickles.

1087
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:18,000
Attached to tiny Pickles.

1088
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:22,000
Probably the big Cucumber Lobby has some sort of solution for that.

1089
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:25,000
So maybe we should just keep going.

1090
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:27,000
If they had a solution for that, though,

1091
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:31,000
wouldn't they have turned the Pickle dude back into the person,

1092
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:34,000
that awful, awful person that he was?

1093
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:35,000
Right.

1094
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:37,000
Well, let's go through this door and see what's what.

1095
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:38,000
Yeah.

1096
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:40,000
I don't think the Pickle finger solution's in here,

1097
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:41,000
so we're just going to keep looking.

1098
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:46,000
I hope to the Pickle gods that I do not turn into the giant Gherkin by the end.

1099
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:48,000
You go great on a baguette.

1100
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:49,000
We'll see how it goes.

1101
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:50,000
Glim, take note.

1102
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:53,000
Pickle sandwiches at the Baja Maniacs.

1103
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:57,000
It gives you not only the carbohydrates that you want and desire,

1104
00:41:57,000 --> 00:42:01,000
but gives you the salinity and extra electrolytes

1105
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:03,000
that you need after a hardcore workout.

1106
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:05,000
Oh, but it also dehydrates you,

1107
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:08,000
so you guys should probably get your own line of like,

1108
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:13,000
like electrolyte drink, like Bahamut flavored.

1109
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:16,000
Pickled Bahamut, we can call it.

1110
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:18,000
OK, I think we maybe will workshop that a little,

1111
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:21,000
but I honestly, great idea.

1112
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:26,000
Yeah, straight from the splintered sacks of the great Bahamut.

1113
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:27,000
I don't know.

1114
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:29,000
That's definitely not it.

1115
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:30,000
Bahamut.

1116
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:34,000
Oh, Bahamut sounds pretty cool, pretty nice.

1117
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:36,000
You are walking through this door,

1118
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:40,000
and you walk down a long and winding corridor.

1119
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:43,000
There's like this gurgling noise,

1120
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:45,000
and then a clack.

1121
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:56,000
Guys, I'm not a huge fan of that,

1122
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:59,000
but if I had to guess it's a child

1123
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:03,000
churning some sort of gear situation,

1124
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:06,000
and I bet there's a liquid of some kind.

1125
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,000
Yeah, I mean, and they seemed to be having fun.

1126
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:12,000
There was that weird uncomfortable giggle, so...

1127
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:14,000
Let's not ask questions and just go.

1128
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:15,000
Let's go.

1129
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:18,000
I bet it's just the bellows for a big bouncy castle.

1130
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:19,000
Oh, that would be great.

1131
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:22,000
Glim and Sully, you are the first two to enter this room.

1132
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:25,000
What do you see that is making this noise?

1133
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:29,000
It's a young, wet organ grinder.

1134
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:32,000
Oh, my God.

1135
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:34,000
I read it, and then I hated it,

1136
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:36,000
and then I said it out loud.

1137
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,000
Excuse me, young man.

1138
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:44,000
Yes?

1139
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:46,000
What's so funny?

1140
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:49,000
The sound that it just makes when I...

1141
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,000
It's so wet.

1142
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:55,000
Yeah, it's a satisfying sound.

1143
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:56,000
That click?

1144
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:57,000
The clack?

1145
00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:58,000
The clickety clack?

1146
00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:00,000
The click clack, the click clack with the...

1147
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:02,000
What are you click clacking now?

1148
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:04,000
What's the whole thing here?

1149
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:07,000
I am told to spin the device.

1150
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:09,000
Because?

1151
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:13,000
Because if you don't stop, someone's going to die, right?

1152
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:16,000
Listen, I've been in this situation before.

1153
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:17,000
It's not true.

1154
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:19,000
Nobody told me that somebody was going to die,

1155
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:21,000
but is somebody going to die?

1156
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:22,000
Well, no, not if they didn't tell you.

1157
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:24,000
I've stopped. Oh, God.

1158
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:28,000
No, it's probably fine if they didn't tell you that.

1159
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:29,000
I don't want anybody to die.

1160
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:30,000
But then what is it doing?

1161
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:33,000
Well, it makes this big chain go,

1162
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:35,000
and it goes down into this liquid,

1163
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:37,000
and then it picks up all these pickles,

1164
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:42,000
and then brings them up high up into the tree.

1165
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:43,000
Fishing for pickles?

1166
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:46,000
Well, we're not fishing necessarily.

1167
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:50,000
Yeah, they call me...

1168
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:53,000
They call me...

1169
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:54,000
Dylan.

1170
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:56,000
Dilled one.

1171
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:57,000
Great.

1172
00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:58,000
Dylan.

1173
00:44:58,000 --> 00:44:59,000
Vaughn Vaughn.

1174
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:01,000
Dylan Vaughn Vaughn.

1175
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:02,000
Oh, well, okay.

1176
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:04,000
How long have you been doing this, Dylan?

1177
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:07,000
You seem like a young guy.

1178
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:09,000
How long have I been doing this?

1179
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:13,000
525,600 minutes.

1180
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:14,000
So one year.

1181
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:15,000
So one year.

1182
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:17,000
Okay, all right.

1183
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:20,000
And I get to eat a pickle as it goes by,

1184
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:23,000
so that's what's been sustaining me for this long.

1185
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:26,000
Do you have time to eat the entire pickle as it goes by,

1186
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:28,000
or do you just get to take a chomp out of one of them?

1187
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:30,000
It's like a chomp every couple.

1188
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:33,000
You get one every couple of good turns,

1189
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:35,000
so you don't need to eat all the eggs.

1190
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:36,000
The pickles fill you up.

1191
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:38,000
Where do these pickles go?

1192
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:39,000
Up.

1193
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:41,000
And are you getting a check bi-weekly,

1194
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:44,000
or are you being compensated for your...

1195
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:46,000
Yeah, I haven't been out of this cave

1196
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:49,000
for 525,600 minutes.

1197
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:50,000
Right, for a whole year.

1198
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:51,000
For a whole year.

1199
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:53,000
But I've been assured that it's being forwarded

1200
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:55,000
to my mother's bank account.

1201
00:45:55,000 --> 00:46:00,000
It's an offshore bank account in the Maztican Islands.

1202
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:02,000
Dylan, how old are you?

1203
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:03,000
And what does your mom do

1204
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:05,000
that she needs a Maztican offshore bank account?

1205
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:07,000
She's in futures.

1206
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:09,000
Waste management, maybe.

1207
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:13,000
As a matter of fact, the futures of waste management.

1208
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:15,000
And I'm 14.

1209
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:17,000
Oh, wow.

1210
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:21,000
You got your whole life ahead of you.

1211
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:25,000
What if we took over this

1212
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:30,000
and you just kind of like help us find the next clue?

1213
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:31,000
It's been a while.

1214
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:32,000
Don't want somebody to die.

1215
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:33,000
Hold on.

1216
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:36,000
No, I don't think these pickles are like

1217
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:38,000
sustaining people's lives.

1218
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:40,000
Except for yours.

1219
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:42,000
Well, yeah, that's definitely what's been happening

1220
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,000
is life-sustaining pickles.

1221
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:46,000
Okay, so I get to go?

1222
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:47,000
Yes.

1223
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:49,000
I'll just hop in one of the baskets

1224
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:51,000
and then you can just shoot me up.

1225
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:53,000
Beam me up, Scotty.

1226
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:55,000
Are you going to go where the pickles go

1227
00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:57,000
or just out that door?

1228
00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:59,000
What if these pickles get put in jars?

1229
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:01,000
Well, I don't think I'll fit into a jar.

1230
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:02,000
Okay.

1231
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:04,000
What if they're all going in one big jar?

1232
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:06,000
Oh, boy.

1233
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:08,000
What if they're all going in one big jar?

1234
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:10,000
Oh, this is a real humdinger.

1235
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:12,000
The fabled omni jar.

1236
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:16,000
Should I go up the basket

1237
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:18,000
or should I go through the door?

1238
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:21,000
I think you should just go through the door.

1239
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:23,000
There's a, I mean...

1240
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:25,000
I mean, I have a real strong sense

1241
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:27,000
that I should probably go in the basket.

1242
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:29,000
Yeah, I'm kind of thinking basket might be the way.

1243
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:31,000
I mean, you're 14.

1244
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:33,000
You gotta live your life.

1245
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:35,000
Live your life, Dylan.

1246
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:37,000
Load me up.

1247
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:39,000
I finally get to go home and tell Scotty

1248
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:41,000
how well I've done.

1249
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:43,000
He's my best friend.

1250
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:45,000
Oh, Scotty doesn't know?

1251
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:47,000
Scotty doesn't know where I've been.

1252
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:49,000
He's probably looking for me.

1253
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:51,000
Alright, I'm in the, climb in the basket.

1254
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:53,000
Are you comfortable?

1255
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:55,000
Are you ready?

1256
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:57,000
Let me help you in there, dear Lon.

1257
00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:59,000
I flip you.

1258
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:01,000
I got pickle arms.

1259
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:03,000
Stand on my back!

1260
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:05,000
I feel like you're just touching them all over

1261
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:07,000
with the pickle appendages. You stop it.

1262
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:09,000
Well, it's an interesting sensation when you have pickle arms.

1263
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:11,000
It doesn't feel like a normal hand or finger.

1264
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:13,000
Okay, and I just pick them up and put them in the basket.

1265
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:15,000
I just can't.

1266
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:17,000
Thank you, appreciate it.

1267
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:19,000
I just can't with Hylapin's pickle

1268
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:21,000
full of cheese right now.

1269
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:23,000
Oh yeah, I forgot I was Dylan.

1270
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:25,000
Dylan, are you ready?

1271
00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:37,000
The middle.

1272
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:39,000
And blink 182's back with

1273
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:41,000
a new song and

1274
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:43,000
maybe a new album too.

1275
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:45,000
Hasn't released yet, but it's probably

1276
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:47,000
going to happen because there's an

1277
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:49,000
this isn't a blink 182 ad.

1278
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:51,000
It's not, but that was very good.

1279
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:53,000
It depends if you want to hook us up with some of those expensive tickets.

1280
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:55,000
I would take those tickets.

1281
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:57,000
You really captured

1282
00:48:57,000 --> 00:48:59,000
the essence of a blink 182 song.

1283
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:01,000
It's pretty great.

1284
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:03,000
I'm very excited about the new album.

1285
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:05,000
It was a solid Tom DeLong impression.

1286
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:07,000
The new song has been on repeat.

1287
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:09,000
It's one of those for me.

1288
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:11,000
I have heard it once.

1289
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:13,000
It was fun. I've never even heard it.

1290
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:15,000
It's called edging.

1291
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:17,000
But nothing about edging.

1292
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:19,000
Well, I mean if you listen hard enough.

1293
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:21,000
I've only listened once.

1294
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:23,000
The 177th time.

1295
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:25,000
You got it.

1296
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:27,000
It's totally about edging.

1297
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:29,000
I mean

1298
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:31,000
from a band that named an album

1299
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:33,000
Take Off Your Pants and Jacket.

1300
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:35,000
I'm sure they're intending some double meaning there.

1301
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:37,000
I just got it.

1302
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:39,000
Just got Take Off Your Pants and Jacket?

1303
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:41,000
Yeah.

1304
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:43,000
Welcome to the middle everybody.

1305
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:45,000
Sweet innocent Amy.

1306
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:47,000
Those words have never been uttered before.

1307
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:49,000
How about all the small things?

1308
00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:51,000
You got that one?

1309
00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:53,000
I don't want to talk about it anymore.

1310
00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:55,000
Hey you guys, did you know that we have

1311
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:57,000
We have a great deal on Patreon.

1312
00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:59,000
Solid segue.

1313
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:01,000
If anyone from Blink 182 is listening

1314
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:03,000
you can take advantage of it.

1315
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:05,000
We're big fans.

1316
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:07,000
If you want to come play with us, do it.

1317
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:09,000
It'll be fun.

1318
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:11,000
But the offer is not for

1319
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:13,000
If Mark Hoppus were to offer us

1320
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:15,000
to play, we would totally do it.

1321
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:17,000
But also, when you sign up

1322
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:19,000
to be an annual patron

1323
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:21,000
new, upgrading, or if you're

1324
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:23,000
a current patron and you want to just say

1325
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:25,000
I don't want to pay monthly anymore.

1326
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:27,000
I want to pay just once a year.

1327
00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:29,000
You can do it, and you pay for

1328
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:31,000
ten months, but you get twelve.

1329
00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:33,000
Yeah, pay for the whole year

1330
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:35,000
but only paying for actually

1331
00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:37,000
ten months of it, but getting the whole year.

1332
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:39,000
That's right. By ten, get two free.

1333
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:41,000
That's right. One more awkward way

1334
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:43,000
to describe it. Carla, go.

1335
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:45,000
You get

1336
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:47,000
you pay for one hundred percent

1337
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:49,000
you get twenty percent of that

1338
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:51,000
for free, sort of.

1339
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:53,000
That was the most awkward one.

1340
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:55,000
January, paid. February, paid.

1341
00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:57,000
March, paid.

1342
00:50:57,000 --> 00:50:59,000
April, it could be free.

1343
00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:01,000
Could be the free one.

1344
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:03,000
It's my birthday month. I'm going to say that one's free.

1345
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:05,000
That's right.

1346
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:07,000
So just for October,

1347
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:09,000
if you go to Patreon

1348
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:11,000
and sign up for an annual membership

1349
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:13,000
new or upgrading, then you get

1350
00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:15,000
yeah, you only pay for ten months

1351
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:17,000
out of the twelve months.

1352
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:19,000
So that's a pretty good deal.

1353
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:21,000
And I have a quote from one of our patrons.

1354
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:23,000
Oh, okay.

1355
00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:25,000
This one from, my name is D

1356
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:27,000
who is in our

1357
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:29,000
Discord, but also a patron.

1358
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:31,000
Did anyone else have a brief thought of like, oh, please be good?

1359
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:33,000
Yes, one hundred percent. That's what I thought.

1360
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:35,000
And then my second thought was

1361
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:37,000
why would someone send us a mean quote?

1362
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:39,000
And then my third thought was, why would Russ

1363
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:41,000
be like, hey guys, want to hear a quote?

1364
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:43,000
But I still had this moment of panic

1365
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:45,000
where I was like, oh, please be good.

1366
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:47,000
Yeah, one hundred percent. It's very good.

1367
00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:49,000
My name is D, in the Discord

1368
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:51,000
who is also a patron, said, still

1369
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:53,000
enjoying the Patreon streaming

1370
00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:55,000
and nowhere close to caught up.

1371
00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:57,000
Dumbgeons could literally claim

1372
00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:59,000
that subscribing to Patreon will give you

1373
00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:01,000
hundreds more episodes or hours

1374
00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:03,000
of content totally worth any

1375
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:05,000
of the sponsorship levels.

1376
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:07,000
Thanks, D.

1377
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:09,000
Said it much better than us.

1378
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:11,000
Listen to my name is D.

1379
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:13,000
Also, if

1380
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:15,000
anybody signs up because D

1381
00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:17,000
gave us that amazing

1382
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:19,000
quote, we have to give

1383
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:21,000
D the entitled praise

1384
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:23,000
should their quote bring in new

1385
00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:25,000
viewership to Patreon.

1386
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:27,000
That is a quote from

1387
00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:29,000
Standard Jess

1388
00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:31,000
who says, stay legalized, my peeps.

1389
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:33,000
So make sure

1390
00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:35,000
the quote is reflected.

1391
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:37,000
So if you sign up, let us know.

1392
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:39,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1393
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:41,000
But you're in the middle

1394
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:43,000
of this bonus episode

1395
00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:45,000
which is what we

1396
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:47,000
recorded as an improv show

1397
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:49,000
that we did for when we reached 90

1398
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:51,000
patrons. We still have one for when we reached 100 patrons

1399
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:53,000
and we have more of those goals

1400
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:55,000
coming up that you could also help us get

1401
00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:57,000
to if you sign up right now.

1402
00:52:57,000 --> 00:52:59,000
Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast. We hope to see

1403
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:01,000
you over there. And if you sign up just because

1404
00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:03,000
of D's quote,

1405
00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:05,000
let us know.

1406
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:07,000
Credit where credits do.

1407
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:09,000
Thanks, friends.

1408
00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:11,000
And now we'll carry you

1409
00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:13,000
out on

1410
00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:15,000
more of like a Blink 182 ballad. Could you do

1411
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:17,000
something a bit slower? Oh, shit.

1412
00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:19,000
What's the Adam song?

1413
00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:21,000
Miss you.

1414
00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:23,000
Miss you. Miss you.

1415
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:25,000
Miss you.

1416
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:27,000
I've got a question. If they sign up

1417
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:29,000
because my name is D had them

1418
00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:31,000
do it, do they become their downline?

1419
00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:33,000
Subletting

1420
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:35,000
Patreon subscription.

1421
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:37,000
I mean, we're back into the

1422
00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:39,000
you know, the MLM

1423
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:41,000
I know, I know. We want to

1424
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:43,000
stay away from that. Okay, bye, everybody.

1425
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:45,000
Bye.

1426
00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:47,000
Okay, here we go. And Glim

1427
00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:49,000
has quite a quicker

1428
00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:51,000
pace. What's the sound

1429
00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:53,000
up the highway? What's the sound

1430
00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:55,000
as it moves so much faster?

1431
00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:57,000
It's like the Price is Right wheel. Just like

1432
00:53:57,000 --> 00:53:59,000
a tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick.

1433
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:01,000
Okay, bye, friends.

1434
00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:03,000
Yeah.

1435
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:05,000
Question your mom.

1436
00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:07,000
Bye. Good call.

1437
00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:09,000
I don't feel like a hundred percent about

1438
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:11,000
that, but I also didn't feel good about a

1439
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:13,000
kid being down here, like just

1440
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:15,000
cranking a wheel for pickles.

1441
00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:17,000
No.

1442
00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:19,000
Yeah.

1443
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:21,000
I have a feeling like he wasn't down here by

1444
00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:23,000
choice. He really wanted to go, so

1445
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:25,000
Guys, I can't open the door.

1446
00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:27,000
We're gonna take the door though. Yeah.

1447
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:29,000
I have no more tactile experience with my

1448
00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:31,000
hands and doorknobs.

1449
00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:33,000
It's up to my shoulders. Okay.

1450
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:35,000
Yep. Okay.

1451
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:37,000
We really gotta find this riddle.

1452
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:39,000
Here, and I, first I wanted

1453
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:41,000
to check for traps. Roll and

1454
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:43,000
investigate. Yeah.

1455
00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:45,000
Never mind. Seems clear.

1456
00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:47,000
Eight. Sound good, you guys.

1457
00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:49,000
I mean, there hasn't been a single trap yet, so what's the odds?

1458
00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:51,000
You turn the knob,

1459
00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:53,000
and a mousetrap snaps

1460
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:55,000
on your hand. Yeah, motherfucker.

1461
00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:57,000
Watch out for the mousetrap! Thanks,

1462
00:54:57,000 --> 00:54:59,000
Dylan. Door opens.

1463
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:01,000
What do you see beyond, Sully?

1464
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:03,000
You're the first one to walk through.

1465
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:05,000
I don't know if I am. I'm sitting over here with

1466
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:07,000
giant, like, pulsating fingers.

1467
00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:09,000
You and Hilla both, right? Yeah.

1468
00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:11,000
Watch out. Maybe that wasn't the only mousetrap in there,

1469
00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:13,000
but I'm gonna, like, just, you know,

1470
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:15,000
put some alcohol in me

1471
00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:17,000
and he takes out a little flask and takes

1472
00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:19,000
a sip. This adventure's

1473
00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:21,000
ridiculous.

1474
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:23,000
You open the door,

1475
00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:25,000
and there's a strong waft of, like,

1476
00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:27,000
an Erlenmeyer,

1477
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:29,000
or, like, a

1478
00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:31,000
blue cheese, or

1479
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:33,000
like a... Which is it? Both.

1480
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:35,000
There's a strong waft of both. The floor

1481
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:37,000
is all blue cheese.

1482
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:39,000
The walls are, like,

1483
00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:41,000
a gruyere. There's

1484
00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:43,000
statues

1485
00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:45,000
carved into the gouda

1486
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:47,000
that is just

1487
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:49,000
that are lining this hallway that you

1488
00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:51,000
walk down as you enter this grand

1489
00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:53,000
cheese castle

1490
00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:55,000
before you. That leads

1491
00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:57,000
down and it's all

1492
00:55:57,000 --> 00:55:59,000
very brightly lit, much

1493
00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:01,000
different than the pickle place that you

1494
00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:03,000
just left. And there is a

1495
00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:05,000
there is a tablet

1496
00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:07,000
down at the end. Like, there's this long tablet

1497
00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:09,000
with an

1498
00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:11,000
engraved scripture

1499
00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:13,000
right across it.

1500
00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:15,000
And it is the riddle that you've been

1501
00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:17,000
looking for. Um,

1502
00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:19,000
hey, Hilla, um... You?

1503
00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:21,000
I thought I would ask you this, but do you have a baguette

1504
00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:23,000
on you? Because the pickles and

1505
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:25,000
the cheese, and I know we just ate when we were

1506
00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:27,000
upstairs, but... Oh, god,

1507
00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:29,000
no, not that he can reach himself.

1508
00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:31,000
Oh, yeah. Oh,

1509
00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:33,000
jeez. It's okay, I'm sorry, I forgot

1510
00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:35,000
about the... Yeah, I've got one in my

1511
00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:37,000
back pocket here. Just reach in real

1512
00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:39,000
tight. So,

1513
00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:41,000
underneath... No, not underneath,

1514
00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:43,000
it's in the pocket. No, no, Hilla,

1515
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:45,000
Hilla, just never mind, we'll get a baguette later.

1516
00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:47,000
I'm sorry. Thank

1517
00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:49,000
you so much. I momentarily

1518
00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:51,000
forgot about the pickle fingers

1519
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:53,000
and arms. Um, and maybe

1520
00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:55,000
starting to be up at the neck.

1521
00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:57,000
Yeah, it's like a pickle neck. Like, I don't have

1522
00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:59,000
quite enough strength. I'm like a baby.

1523
00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:01,000
My head is

1524
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:03,000
flippy floppy.

1525
00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:05,000
And you know, at one point, guys

1526
00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:07,000
were just going to have to leave them behind.

1527
00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:09,000
No, don't leave me behind. It hasn't

1528
00:57:09,000 --> 00:57:11,000
made it to my legs yet. I would be a giant

1529
00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:13,000
smiley pickle

1530
00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:15,000
with legs walking around behind

1531
00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:17,000
you forever and ever and always.

1532
00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:19,000
This is the stuff of nightmares.

1533
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:21,000
What does that riddle say, Glim?

1534
00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:23,000
So, there's a carved

1535
00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:25,000
bust, um,

1536
00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:27,000
made of cheese, of course,

1537
00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:29,000
of, uh,

1538
00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:31,000
vomit von Kermit,

1539
00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:33,000
so I'm assuming some sort of ancestor.

1540
00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:35,000
But underneath,

1541
00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:37,000
it says,

1542
00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:39,000
why are bananas

1543
00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:41,000
better than pickles?

1544
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:43,000
Why are bananas better

1545
00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:45,000
than pickles?

1546
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:47,000
I don't think I've ever heard this one before, guys.

1547
00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:49,000
Okay, well,

1548
00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:51,000
if we, hold on, if we answer wrong, is

1549
00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:53,000
something gonna,

1550
00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:55,000
is something bad

1551
00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:57,000
gonna happen?

1552
00:57:57,000 --> 00:57:59,000
Or can we brainstorm, or are they gonna

1553
00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:01,000
take every wrong answer as,

1554
00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:03,000
like, we didn't do it?

1555
00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:05,000
They didn't specifically say on

1556
00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:07,000
the invitation what happened. Sorry,

1557
00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:09,000
I have a baby neck.

1558
00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:11,000
They didn't specifically say what happens

1559
00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:13,000
in the invitation. If you

1560
00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:15,000
don't get it right, they just said that

1561
00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:17,000
the sun

1562
00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:19,000
becomes pickled

1563
00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:21,000
for longer. The sun becomes

1564
00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:23,000
pickled for longer?

1565
00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:25,000
Yeah. He doesn't

1566
00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:27,000
I don't remember seeing that on our invitation.

1567
00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:29,000
He doesn't get, it was on the back.

1568
00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:31,000
He didn't read the back yet.

1569
00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:33,000
It was in, it kind of wrapped around,

1570
00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:35,000
you had to spin it, uh,

1571
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:37,000
very much like the Santa Claus.

1572
00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:39,000
Uh.

1573
00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:41,000
So,

1574
00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:43,000
why are bananas better

1575
00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:45,000
than pickles? Let's really, like,

1576
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:47,000
crowd-source this one.

1577
00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:49,000
Okay, well, then not.

1578
00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:51,000
Well, so, they come,

1579
00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:53,000
okay, we're going to guess,

1580
00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:55,000
guess the answers.

1581
00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:57,000
Uh, uh, uh, they, they come

1582
00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:59,000
in a wrapper. Well, I mean, that is

1583
00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:01,000
for traveling purposes,

1584
00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:03,000
but I think, because it is

1585
00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:05,000
a riddle, it's supposed to be, like,

1586
00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:07,000
a clever answer.

1587
00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:09,000
Okay. They have appeal.

1588
00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:11,000
They have appeal.

1589
00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:13,000
And, and as you say that,

1590
00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:15,000
that, um, that bust

1591
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:17,000
lifts up and opens

1592
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:19,000
up and there's a big

1593
00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:21,000
tunnel

1594
00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:23,000
under it. Oh my god, moot.

1595
00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:25,000
Wow. Wow, moot.

1596
00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:27,000
You did it. You did it.

1597
00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:29,000
You did it. You did it, you had

1598
00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:31,000
okay, goodbye beautiful cheese hallway.

1599
00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:33,000
I am gonna go.

1600
00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:35,000
Goodbye yellow brick cheese.

1601
00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:37,000
We will see you

1602
00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:39,000
again upstairs, hopefully.

1603
00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:41,000
Um, so we head down

1604
00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:43,000
down to the cured meats.

1605
00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:45,000
Glim heads down the pickle-shaped

1606
00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:47,000
tunnel. Those are exactly

1607
00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:49,000
the words I thought would be coming out of your mouth

1608
00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:51,000
about an hour and ten minutes into the game.

1609
00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:53,000
Absolutely. Sully, Sully

1610
00:59:53,000 --> 00:59:55,000
goes after you, uh,

1611
00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:57,000
like, on, on

1612
00:59:57,000 --> 00:59:59,000
his belly.

1613
00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:01,000
Like, you know, head first.

1614
01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:03,000
We do emerge into

1615
01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:05,000
a room with just, like,

1616
01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:07,000
I don't know, there's, like, some smoked

1617
01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:09,000
salmon in here

1618
01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:11,000
and, and, like, a dry

1619
01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:13,000
sausage

1620
01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:15,000
and, uh, those really delicious,

1621
01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:17,000
uh, dried

1622
01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:19,000
chorizo and

1623
01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:21,000
sort of a beef jerky. Is that

1624
01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:23,000
pecrudo over there?

1625
01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:25,000
That's good. Oh,

1626
01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:27,000
god. I just have to mention

1627
01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:29,000
Maui's comment of

1628
01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:31,000
are all tunnels pickle-shaped because it's

1629
01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:33,000
perfect. Yeah, that's accurate.

1630
01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:35,000
Uh, oh.

1631
01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:37,000
Is that pate? This is smelling

1632
01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:39,000
so good. Uh, not just

1633
01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:41,000
like the pickle brine that was previous

1634
01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:43,000
and then the cheese, the cheese was very

1635
01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:45,000
good and then I've slid

1636
01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:47,000
down this tunnel as per Sully's

1637
01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:49,000
recommendation and now I can't stand up

1638
01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:51,000
because I have no upper body strength.

1639
01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:53,000
Uh, not much

1640
01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:55,000
less than before because

1641
01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:57,000
as for mentioned, pickle.

1642
01:00:57,000 --> 01:00:59,000
Yeah. I feel like

1643
01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:01,000
we maybe have gone through this tunnel system

1644
01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:03,000
backwards because we ended at

1645
01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:05,000
the chocolate. Oh.

1646
01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:07,000
And now we're, yeah.

1647
01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:09,000
So there was the chocolate and then the

1648
01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:11,000
pickles and then the cheese

1649
01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:13,000
and then the meats.

1650
01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:15,000
Yeah, this is like a pretty baller charcuterie

1651
01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:17,000
ball. It's really good. Really good.

1652
01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:19,000
Really nice. So did we, but

1653
01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:21,000
we solved the riddle and now maybe

1654
01:01:21,000 --> 01:01:23,000
we, yeah, because we've went the wrong way

1655
01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:25,000
maybe we just.

1656
01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:27,000
Are there more riddles? I think there's another

1657
01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:29,000
another

1658
01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:31,000
bust

1659
01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:33,000
carved out of a large ham.

1660
01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:35,000
And underneath

1661
01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:37,000
this one it says

1662
01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:39,000
Kermit

1663
01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:41,000
Von Vomit the eighth.

1664
01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:43,000
Okay, we're getting somewhere.

1665
01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:45,000
And there's a little plaque underneath

1666
01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:49,000
and it says

1667
01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:51,000
what happens when life gives

1668
01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:53,000
you pickles instead of lemons?

1669
01:01:53,000 --> 01:01:55,000
What happens when

1670
01:01:55,000 --> 01:01:57,000
life gives you pickles instead of

1671
01:01:57,000 --> 01:01:59,000
lemons?

1672
01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:01,000
You eat

1673
01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:03,000
the pickles. You make ham

1674
01:02:03,000 --> 01:02:05,000
salad. You make

1675
01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:07,000
pickleade.

1676
01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:09,000
Pickleade, is that a good

1677
01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:11,000
name for our? For our band?

1678
01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:13,000
For our maniacs?

1679
01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:15,000
You gotta pick.

1680
01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:17,000
Yum. Yeah. So

1681
01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:19,000
when life gives you lemons instead of

1682
01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:21,000
pickles. No, pickles instead of

1683
01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:23,000
lemons. Pickles instead of lemons.

1684
01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:25,000
Because you don't want either one though, right?

1685
01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:27,000
You deal with it.

1686
01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:29,000
You deal with it.

1687
01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:33,000
And another tunnel

1688
01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:35,000
pickle shaped natch

1689
01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:37,000
opens under the ham bust.

1690
01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:39,000
We are getting somewhere because somebody

1691
01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:41,000
either pick me up or scoot me

1692
01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:43,000
along.

1693
01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:45,000
Don't skewer me though

1694
01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:47,000
because at that point I feel hurt

1695
01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:49,000
and maybe cause irreparable damage.

1696
01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:51,000
I don't know.

1697
01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:53,000
Sally takes a fork

1698
01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:55,000
you don't know from where

1699
01:02:55,000 --> 01:02:57,000
and just gives a little jab

1700
01:02:57,000 --> 01:02:59,000
in the back

1701
01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:01,000
just like you don't see

1702
01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:03,000
me do it.

1703
01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:05,000
Any reaction? No.

1704
01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:07,000
So are you going to pick me up

1705
01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:09,000
Sally? Am I going

1706
01:03:09,000 --> 01:03:11,000
to pick you up? Well I'm shrunken and

1707
01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:13,000
my body mass I feel like has

1708
01:03:13,000 --> 01:03:15,000
gone down. My innards are

1709
01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:17,000
just a soggy cucumber.

1710
01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:19,000
So I am

1711
01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:21,000
less bound

1712
01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:23,000
to

1713
01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:25,000
be heavy.

1714
01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:31,000
Moot.

1715
01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:33,000
Yeah, yeah, I got it.

1716
01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:35,000
I got it. You're so strong.

1717
01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:37,000
Thanks Moot. And very handsome

1718
01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:39,000
and well read. He's a little slippery

1719
01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:41,000
though. Hey, whoa.

1720
01:03:41,000 --> 01:03:43,000
Watch where your fingers are going there Moot.

1721
01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:45,000
Slippery pickle. That's what they call me.

1722
01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:47,000
Hillop's a slippery pickle. Only since

1723
01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:49,000
today.

1724
01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:51,000
Okay, we

1725
01:03:51,000 --> 01:03:53,000
proceed down this tunnel.

1726
01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:55,000
There's ruckus laughter

1727
01:03:55,000 --> 01:03:57,000
and cheering

1728
01:03:57,000 --> 01:03:59,000
coming from down at the end

1729
01:03:59,000 --> 01:04:01,000
of this tunnel that after

1730
01:04:01,000 --> 01:04:03,000
going down for a little ways, eventually

1731
01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:05,000
begins to spiral and

1732
01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:07,000
wind back up and towards

1733
01:04:07,000 --> 01:04:09,000
the sound of the party.

1734
01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:11,000
You hear the oom pop band

1735
01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:13,000
playing. You

1736
01:04:13,000 --> 01:04:15,000
hear the clashing

1737
01:04:15,000 --> 01:04:17,000
the clanging of dishware.

1738
01:04:17,000 --> 01:04:19,000
The laughter of the royals

1739
01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:21,000
as they are

1740
01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:23,000
cheering on

1741
01:04:23,000 --> 01:04:25,000
whatever is happening beyond these doors.

1742
01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:27,000
The doors burst open

1743
01:04:27,000 --> 01:04:29,000
before you.

1744
01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:31,000
There's entertainment

1745
01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:33,000
going on in the middle

1746
01:04:33,000 --> 01:04:35,000
of this chamber,

1747
01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:37,000
this arena. What is the entertainment

1748
01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:39,000
that they see? Oh, it's a dance

1749
01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:41,000
battle. Wrestlers dancing.

1750
01:04:41,000 --> 01:04:43,000
Is someone getting served?

1751
01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:45,000
Sumo wrestler dance battle

1752
01:04:45,000 --> 01:04:47,000
to the oom pop pop music.

1753
01:04:47,000 --> 01:04:49,000
The best music to have a dance

1754
01:04:49,000 --> 01:04:51,000
battle to. The most in

1755
01:04:51,000 --> 01:04:53,000
I don't know

1756
01:04:53,000 --> 01:04:55,000
what I'm trying to say. They're graceful. They're

1757
01:04:55,000 --> 01:04:57,000
just like you think that

1758
01:04:57,000 --> 01:04:59,000
they wouldn't be, but the

1759
01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:01,000
movements are so fluid.

1760
01:05:01,000 --> 01:05:03,000
You know, I was a

1761
01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:05,000
movist for

1762
01:05:05,000 --> 01:05:07,000
a while there. I did movies.

1763
01:05:07,000 --> 01:05:09,000
But not like they're doing

1764
01:05:09,000 --> 01:05:11,000
it. Moot, I can't see.

1765
01:05:11,000 --> 01:05:13,000
My head doesn't lift up properly.

1766
01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:15,000
Oh, yeah, okay.

1767
01:05:15,000 --> 01:05:17,000
And I kind of turn them towards it.

1768
01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:19,000
Oh, that's better. Yeah,

1769
01:05:19,000 --> 01:05:21,000
they are really grooving down there.

1770
01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:23,000
Holy man.

1771
01:05:23,000 --> 01:05:25,000
I don't want to interrupt them, but I kind of feel like

1772
01:05:25,000 --> 01:05:27,000
we should walk in and be like

1773
01:05:27,000 --> 01:05:29,000
Well, this is probably a good

1774
01:05:29,000 --> 01:05:31,000
idea. I mean, that's how

1775
01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:33,000
we get paid. Oh,

1776
01:05:33,000 --> 01:05:35,000
yeah, yeah. I sort of thought

1777
01:05:35,000 --> 01:05:37,000
when we solved the riddles that Hila would just

1778
01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:39,000
like. That's got to be.

1779
01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:41,000
Right?

1780
01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:43,000
Maybe there's like one more

1781
01:05:43,000 --> 01:05:45,000
somewhere.

1782
01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:47,000
Because that's got to be.

1783
01:05:47,000 --> 01:05:49,000
I mean, that's the cure to the

1784
01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:51,000
I mean, if we're going to save Blaine Gerald

1785
01:05:51,000 --> 01:05:53,000
Gregg. We're missing a carbohydrate.

1786
01:05:53,000 --> 01:05:55,000
That's got to be how we save Hila too.

1787
01:05:55,000 --> 01:05:57,000
There's a loud

1788
01:05:57,000 --> 01:05:59,000
clacking noise.

1789
01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:01,000
And

1790
01:06:01,000 --> 01:06:03,000
the ground gives up beneath you in like

1791
01:06:03,000 --> 01:06:05,000
a slide fashion.

1792
01:06:05,000 --> 01:06:07,000
That fuck.

1793
01:06:07,000 --> 01:06:09,000
All of you careening down this slide.

1794
01:06:09,000 --> 01:06:11,000
You're banking like it's

1795
01:06:11,000 --> 01:06:13,000
like it's a luge.

1796
01:06:13,000 --> 01:06:15,000
There's more and more pickle juice

1797
01:06:15,000 --> 01:06:17,000
being filled in all the way down.

1798
01:06:17,000 --> 01:06:19,000
It's turning into like a water slide.

1799
01:06:19,000 --> 01:06:21,000
There's a loop-de-loop that happens

1800
01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:23,000
and you splash down into

1801
01:06:23,000 --> 01:06:25,000
It's in my eyes. This tiny waiting

1802
01:06:25,000 --> 01:06:27,000
pool.

1803
01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:29,000
A la Bugs Bunny. The four of you

1804
01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:33,000
And then you

1805
01:06:33,000 --> 01:06:35,000
are shot back out into the middle of this

1806
01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:37,000
arena. The sumo dancers step

1807
01:06:37,000 --> 01:06:39,000
in part to the side.

1808
01:06:39,000 --> 01:06:41,000
You hear Kermit Von Vomit.

1809
01:06:41,000 --> 01:06:43,000
Wow.

1810
01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:45,000
It seems you made it

1811
01:06:45,000 --> 01:06:47,000
all the way back out.

1812
01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:49,000
Well, you can, you've

1813
01:06:49,000 --> 01:06:51,000
earned the right to solve

1814
01:06:51,000 --> 01:06:53,000
the final riddle. Wait, there's more?

1815
01:06:53,000 --> 01:06:55,000
Well, there's the one that actually

1816
01:06:55,000 --> 01:06:57,000
undoes. Oh, your friend's going to

1817
01:06:57,000 --> 01:06:59,000
be a pickle too. Yeah,

1818
01:06:59,000 --> 01:07:01,000
is it going to help him if we solve this last

1819
01:07:01,000 --> 01:07:03,000
one? I think so.

1820
01:07:03,000 --> 01:07:05,000
It breaks the pickle curse.

1821
01:07:05,000 --> 01:07:07,000
Now, hold on. Did we actually have to do all that

1822
01:07:07,000 --> 01:07:09,000
bullshit before or was that like

1823
01:07:09,000 --> 01:07:11,000
the test of our worthiness?

1824
01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:13,000
It was the test of your worthiness.

1825
01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:15,000
That's bull-wow.

1826
01:07:15,000 --> 01:07:17,000
You're really- We're eccentric rich people.

1827
01:07:17,000 --> 01:07:19,000
Oh, we

1828
01:07:19,000 --> 01:07:21,000
I mean- Yeah, we did want

1829
01:07:21,000 --> 01:07:23,000
to talk to you about the teen down in

1830
01:07:23,000 --> 01:07:25,000
the pickle cavern.

1831
01:07:25,000 --> 01:07:27,000
Yeah, not cool. Yeah, that was

1832
01:07:27,000 --> 01:07:29,000
not okay with them. Oh, Dylan, yeah, he checked

1833
01:07:29,000 --> 01:07:31,000
in before he left. Don't worry, he's been paid.

1834
01:07:31,000 --> 01:07:33,000
His mom signed him up.

1835
01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:35,000
One year,

1836
01:07:35,000 --> 01:07:37,000
he likes to break it down into

1837
01:07:37,000 --> 01:07:39,000
minutes though. Yeah, the kid

1838
01:07:39,000 --> 01:07:41,000
got weird. Don't put kids down there

1839
01:07:41,000 --> 01:07:43,000
anymore. When all you eat

1840
01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:45,000
is pickles,

1841
01:07:45,000 --> 01:07:47,000
it turns you green.

1842
01:07:47,000 --> 01:07:49,000
So, this final riddle that

1843
01:07:49,000 --> 01:07:51,000
we've earned the chance

1844
01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:53,000
to- Can we get the fuck out of here?

1845
01:07:53,000 --> 01:07:55,000
Yeah, you know

1846
01:07:55,000 --> 01:07:57,000
it. I bestow

1847
01:07:57,000 --> 01:07:59,000
upon you the riddle

1848
01:07:59,000 --> 01:08:01,000
that will save the world.

1849
01:08:01,000 --> 01:08:03,000
I mean, just save

1850
01:08:03,000 --> 01:08:05,000
the pickle people.

1851
01:08:05,000 --> 01:08:07,000
Thanks, Kermit.

1852
01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:09,000
Oh, guys, we were

1853
01:08:09,000 --> 01:08:11,000
right. It's about a carbohydrate.

1854
01:08:11,000 --> 01:08:13,000
We totally nailed it.

1855
01:08:13,000 --> 01:08:15,000
What's another

1856
01:08:15,000 --> 01:08:17,000
name for a loaf of

1857
01:08:17,000 --> 01:08:19,000
pickle bread?

1858
01:08:19,000 --> 01:08:21,000
Pickle.

1859
01:08:21,000 --> 01:08:23,000
Pickle bread.

1860
01:08:23,000 --> 01:08:25,000
I thought it was a pickle though.

1861
01:08:25,000 --> 01:08:27,000
That's an improvement.

1862
01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:29,000
If you get it wrong,

1863
01:08:29,000 --> 01:08:31,000
it might turn into a pickle.

1864
01:08:31,000 --> 01:08:33,000
Okay, so we have

1865
01:08:33,000 --> 01:08:35,000
one, two, three,

1866
01:08:35,000 --> 01:08:37,000
we have three chances.

1867
01:08:37,000 --> 01:08:39,000
Yeah, because it seems your friend

1868
01:08:39,000 --> 01:08:41,000
is all pickles

1869
01:08:41,000 --> 01:08:43,000
in the mouth.

1870
01:08:43,000 --> 01:08:45,000
Okay. Bread and butter.

1871
01:08:45,000 --> 01:08:47,000
Nothing happens. Except Sully

1872
01:08:47,000 --> 01:08:49,000
turns into a pickle.

1873
01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:51,000
Is it sourdough?

1874
01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:53,000
No, no, nothing

1875
01:08:53,000 --> 01:08:55,000
happens. Pickle me, Russ.

1876
01:08:55,000 --> 01:08:57,000
Moot turns into a pickle.

1877
01:08:57,000 --> 01:08:59,000
I don't know.

1878
01:08:59,000 --> 01:09:01,000
Don't dilly-dally.

1879
01:09:01,000 --> 01:09:03,000
Man.

1880
01:09:03,000 --> 01:09:05,000
It's a kind of pickle, but is it a kind

1881
01:09:05,000 --> 01:09:07,000
of dough? Is it bread?

1882
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The sourdough?

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Does he turn more into a pickle?

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He's full pickle now.

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Well, I mean, before

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did he just fall to the ground? Moot was holding you.

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Now it's just pickle on pickle.

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Pickle on pickle action. Okay, I guess it's

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just up to

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me. Is it

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dill dough?

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Oh, well, it's dill

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dough. Yes, it's

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dill dough. You saved the

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day with the dill dough.

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It wouldn't be the first

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time. Everybody. Moot,

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no, Moot, Sully,

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and Hillup.

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All come back.

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And then you hear that same sound from the center

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from the cocktail

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table that the sumo dancers were

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dancing around.

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Where you can presume to

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be Blaine Gerald Gregg

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is seated at the top of this

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table. And then you hear that

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sound from all around, from the trays

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all around too.

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And all of these

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adventurers in like

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full armor are all just very

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confused as they are being

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passed around like snacks.

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That one over there is

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a snack.

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Well, it seems you've solved my riddle.

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We should probably stop here before you

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get upset with me that I was turning

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people into pickles by accident

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through the force of trying to get my

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son to not be a pickle anymore.

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But then as people kept showing

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up and needed something to feed them and then

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they were turning into pickles. And then by chance,

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you know, there was the pickle vat downstairs

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so they would just be fed pickles.

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And then I had the cheese hall and that was

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just a... I'm sorry, all the pickles

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down in the pickle vat, are those people?

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They may be drowning right

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now. You may want to... Well, no, they're pickles.

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They're real pickles?

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Those ones are not

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like medusa, pickle medusa,

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turn them into pickles. But like... There's a big basket

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off into the side.

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You hear coming from down the

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chute that it was coming up

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just hollers of like

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Hey, hey, somebody

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up there. Oh, it's so fucking

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weird. So

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there was mention of a reward. Yeah, it's all

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you want to deal with.

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You just want to deal with the

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reward and then... I mean,

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honestly, this went... I don't know. Super

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sideways. I kind of want to go all glim

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on him, like smite him.

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He deserves to be

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besmoten.

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I definitely agree, but we are in

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the middle of an arena full

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of like von Kermit,

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von Vomit, like variations.

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But more full of

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adventurers who are pissed off pickle

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people. But also full of

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You hear swords being drawn from all

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over. Pissed off pickle people. You know what? Why

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don't we just take the money? Yeah,

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I'll have it. We won't... Oh, yeah,

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there you go. Here's your

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bread and butter earnings.

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God, is it pickle

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chips? I'm gonna slap a bitch.

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Well, you can cash them in on the way out.

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I slap a bitch.

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01:12:17,000 --> 01:12:19,000
Ow. Oh.

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01:12:19,000 --> 01:12:21,000
Oh my. It hurts so

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bad. So as

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I said, you each get your chips. You can

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cash them in on the way out or spin the wheel

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and see if you can double your earnings.

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The casino.

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Or what's in the

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01:12:33,000 --> 01:12:35,000
mystery box. You know what? We're gonna

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take our pickle chips and just

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you know, hit the cash out.

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But you may want to talk to all these

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01:12:41,000 --> 01:12:43,000
friendly folk. Hey, this guy turned you

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into a pickle.

1985
01:12:45,000 --> 01:12:47,000
Yeah, yeah.

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Get this pickle bitch. This guy over here.

1987
01:12:49,000 --> 01:12:51,000
Yeah. This guy, as you

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see Kermit, von Vomit

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running

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over and kind of just

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01:12:57,000 --> 01:12:59,000
shakes his son's hand and says

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it's nice to see you again. It's been

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01:13:01,000 --> 01:13:03,000
a long time. You've been a pickle for a very, very

1994
01:13:03,000 --> 01:13:05,000
good long time. I forgot kind of what you look

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01:13:05,000 --> 01:13:07,000
like. I'm gonna go

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deal with some business that I have here.

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01:13:09,000 --> 01:13:11,000
You maybe make your way over

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to the tables.

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We'll get you set up. Don't worry about it.

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01:13:15,000 --> 01:13:17,000
Just get you all worked in and I'll see you later.

2001
01:13:17,000 --> 01:13:19,000
Okay. Bye everybody.

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01:13:19,000 --> 01:13:21,000
He bolts off as he's

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01:13:21,000 --> 01:13:23,000
being. We all just sat and

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01:13:23,000 --> 01:13:25,000
watched this happen. As he's being

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01:13:25,000 --> 01:13:27,000
chased off by the adventurers who are

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01:13:27,000 --> 01:13:29,000
drawing their shields and

2007
01:13:29,000 --> 01:13:31,000
swords and chasing him up and around

2008
01:13:31,000 --> 01:13:33,000
this massive tree house

2009
01:13:33,000 --> 01:13:35,000
as the umpah

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01:13:35,000 --> 01:13:37,000
band starts back up again.

2011
01:13:37,000 --> 01:13:39,000
Glim and Sully and

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01:13:39,000 --> 01:13:41,000
Hillup find themselves.

2013
01:13:41,000 --> 01:13:43,000
I'm gonna take one of those fire poles down.

2014
01:13:43,000 --> 01:13:45,000
I'm just out of here.

2015
01:13:45,000 --> 01:13:47,000
This whole thing is so disconcerting.

2016
01:13:47,000 --> 01:13:49,000
I've got

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01:13:49,000 --> 01:13:51,000
chocolate all over me. I didn't

2018
01:13:51,000 --> 01:13:53,000
get to have a snack after all

2019
01:13:53,000 --> 01:13:55,000
that delicious savory food

2020
01:13:55,000 --> 01:13:57,000
that I wanted so bad. I'm so glad I didn't need a

2021
01:13:57,000 --> 01:13:59,000
pickle.

2022
01:13:59,000 --> 01:14:01,000
Yeah.

2023
01:14:01,000 --> 01:14:03,000
I probably will never

2024
01:14:03,000 --> 01:14:05,000
eat a pickle again. That's a bold

2025
01:14:05,000 --> 01:14:07,000
statement. I don't know. You never

2026
01:14:07,000 --> 01:14:09,000
hear it. Not everybody's a pickle.

2027
01:14:09,000 --> 01:14:11,000
We'll just make sure that we

2028
01:14:11,000 --> 01:14:13,000
know where we're sourcing the pickles from.

2029
01:14:13,000 --> 01:14:15,000
Ethically. But every

2030
01:14:15,000 --> 01:14:17,000
pickle somebody. But like should we cash

2031
01:14:17,000 --> 01:14:19,000
out our chips on the way out? Yeah. Absolutely.

2032
01:14:19,000 --> 01:14:21,000
Yeah, of course.

2033
01:14:21,000 --> 01:14:23,000
Okay. We'll go cast them out.

2034
01:14:23,000 --> 01:14:25,000
You get

2035
01:14:25,000 --> 01:14:27,000
50 gold each. Pickle currency

2036
01:14:27,000 --> 01:14:29,000
is not very high.

2037
01:14:29,000 --> 01:14:31,000
Well, nope. That's Kermit the Frog

2038
01:14:31,000 --> 01:14:33,000
running by. Have a great

2039
01:14:33,000 --> 01:14:35,000
night everybody.

2040
01:14:35,000 --> 01:14:37,000
Don't forget to tip your waitresses.

2041
01:14:37,000 --> 01:14:39,000
See you later.

2042
01:14:39,000 --> 01:14:41,000
Terrible person.

2043
01:14:41,000 --> 01:14:43,000
Dildo.

2044
01:14:43,000 --> 01:14:45,000
Dildo.

2045
01:14:45,000 --> 01:14:47,000
I just

2046
01:14:47,000 --> 01:14:49,000
I just

2047
01:14:49,000 --> 01:14:51,000
You know what a dildo is?

2048
01:14:51,000 --> 01:14:53,000
Of course.

2049
01:14:53,000 --> 01:14:55,000
It's a pickle bread.

2050
01:14:55,000 --> 01:14:57,000
Yep. Yeah, we've

2051
01:14:57,000 --> 01:14:59,000
got the pickle bread in the back of the carriage

2052
01:14:59,000 --> 01:15:01,000
there. We'll show you.

2053
01:15:01,000 --> 01:15:03,000
It's fine. Everybody into the carriage.

2054
01:15:03,000 --> 01:15:05,000
We're onto it. We've got another invitation.

2055
01:15:05,000 --> 01:15:07,000
Here, Moot. What does this invitation

2056
01:15:07,000 --> 01:15:09,000
say? This one

2057
01:15:09,000 --> 01:15:11,000
is from a Baron

2058
01:15:11,000 --> 01:15:13,000
Von Richten.

2059
01:15:13,000 --> 01:15:15,000
And it's the case of the missing

2060
01:15:15,000 --> 01:15:17,000
eggnog. Oh, this one

2061
01:15:17,000 --> 01:15:19,000
sounds a little boggy.

2062
01:15:19,000 --> 01:15:21,000
Here we go.

2063
01:15:21,000 --> 01:15:23,000
Seems more seasonal.

2064
01:15:23,000 --> 01:15:25,000
And the carriage rides off into the sunset

2065
01:15:25,000 --> 01:15:27,000
with the umpah band blaring

2066
01:15:27,000 --> 01:15:29,000
in the background. The trees

2067
01:15:29,000 --> 01:15:31,000
swaying as

2068
01:15:31,000 --> 01:15:33,000
you see in the tree windows

2069
01:15:33,000 --> 01:15:35,000
Kermit Von Vomit

2070
01:15:35,000 --> 01:15:37,000
being chased around up to the peak

2071
01:15:37,000 --> 01:15:39,000
of it. Fades out on

2072
01:15:39,000 --> 01:15:41,000
a beautiful sunset behind

2073
01:15:41,000 --> 01:15:43,000
our heroes. Riding off

2074
01:15:43,000 --> 01:15:45,000
into the distance. Sully leaning over

2075
01:15:45,000 --> 01:15:47,000
and telling Glim what

2076
01:15:47,000 --> 01:15:49,000
a dildo really is.

2077
01:15:49,000 --> 01:15:51,000
Oh! Oh!

2078
01:15:53,000 --> 01:15:55,000
Oh, do you think that's like

2079
01:15:55,000 --> 01:15:57,000
a side thing that the Cucumber Council

2080
01:15:57,000 --> 01:15:59,000
does? Like, is that

2081
01:15:59,000 --> 01:16:01,000
what they were?

2082
01:16:01,000 --> 01:16:03,000
And scene!

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01:16:11,000 --> 01:16:13,000
Dumbgeons and Dragons, Season 2,

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01:16:13,000 --> 01:16:15,000
Episode 135, starring

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01:16:15,000 --> 01:16:17,000
Amy More as Sully. Carla Max dead

2086
01:16:17,000 --> 01:16:19,000
as Glim, Tom Laird as Moot,

2087
01:16:19,000 --> 01:16:21,000
and Russ More as your Dungeon Master.

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01:16:21,000 --> 01:16:23,000
Editing by Russ More. This episode

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01:16:23,000 --> 01:16:25,000
featured music from Epidemic Sound,

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01:16:25,000 --> 01:16:27,000
Artlist, and Kavin MacLeod, and sound effects

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01:16:27,000 --> 01:16:29,000
from Epidemic Sound, Boom Library,

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01:16:29,000 --> 01:16:31,000
and Sound Ideas. A huge

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thank you to our supporting producers.

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We hope to see you over there.

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01:16:49,000 --> 01:16:51,000
Thank you for listening. Have a great week.

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We'll talk again soon.

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Four!

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W! Seven!

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Dumbgeons and Dragons is a

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Dumb Dragons Production.